It says something about the execrable fashion on display at the Billboard awards this year that we think this is shockingly demure:   Emmy Rossum attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad long sleeve gown.  Zuhair Murad Fall 2013 Collection And we...

For those old enough to remember attending weddings in the late ’80s/early ’90s, wasn’t there always some cousin or aunt wearing this dress?   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad sequined short dress paired with...

It seems that Alice Eve and T Lo are going to need to sit down and have themselves a talk some time soon.   Alice Eve attends the premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Hollywood, California in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes and Marina B and Martin...

Josh Duhamel and Julianne Hough attend the premiere of ‘Safe Haven in Germany. Josh Duhamel wears a Hugo Boss suit and Julianne Hough wears a Zuhair Murad embroidered dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and Le Vian and Arunashi rings. Zuhair Murad Fall 2013 Collection    ...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

We’ll admit upfront that we’ve been feeling pretty lacist lately and that lace-based prejudice may, in fact, account for our reaction here, but we have to be honest, darlings:   Nina Dobrev attends the 2nd Annual NFL Honors in New Orleans in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with...

We’re feeling the need for a shot of diva in our morning coffee.   Jennifer Lopez attends The Weinstein Company’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Zuhair Murad couture gown. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection As far as we’re concerned, there’s good...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Marion Cotillard attends 2013 Critics Choice Awards in a Zuhair Murad couture gown paired with Jimmy Choo ‘Tahi’ sandals and Chopard jewelry. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR Photos,...

Our second perfect little Holiday frock of the day: Emmy Rossum attends the Microsoft All Access Holiday Party in Venice, California in Zuhair Murad. We could’ve done with the slightly differently colored raglan sleeves, but the rest of it looks so great that we can’t complain....

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

K Stew got in touch with her inner Cher for the UK premiere of her little fang movie:   Kristen Stewart attends the UK Premiere of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ in Zuhair Murad. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection Oh, she is SO FREAKING HAPPY this is...

Oh, nameless blonde middle-aged Twi-fan. Your facial expression here speaks for all of us: Kristen Stewart attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in Los Angeles, California in a Zuhair Murad gown paired with Jimmy Choo shoes. Zuhair Murad Fall...

Taylor is on the cover of ELLE Canada looking lovely, if a little Taylor-ish:   Taylor Swift covers the December 2012 issue of ELLE Canada magazine photographed by Andrew Macpherson in a Zuhair Murad dress. Zuhair Murad Sequined Fishtail Dress   It’s princess-y, but it’s...

Our hearts seem to be full of love today, because we seem to be handing out praise left and right.* It’s Gay PMS, darlings. Every 28 days, we stop being loudmouthed bitches and turn into a basket of fluffy kittens. *Although even we couldn’t work up the kindness for Christina...

You know what we love about this red carpet? It’s for what looks to us like a total chick flick and the cast ladies all dressed the hell up. Sort of a “We’re dressing for ourselves and not to look more fuckable” message. Attagirls.   Anna Camp in Marchesa...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

Looks like K Stew took a page from Miss Scarlett O’Hara and treated the premiere of her new movie like it was Ashley Wilkes’ birthday party and she was just the harlot to show up every other woman in the room.   Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of ‘On The...

Good morning, kittens. We have something of an Olympics hangover this morning. You spend 3 hours tweeting your every brain fart during the closing ceremonies and see how you feel. We dreamed of newspaper-covered people and Brazilians with bad microphones all night. Thankfully, in the middle...

Blake continues to have a career that puzzles us. That is to say, the FACT that Blake has a career continues to puzzle us. Not to be mean, but the girl couldn’t act her way out of a traffic citation. What the girl can do, apparently, is make a huge splash at the exact moment she should...

Oh, Miss Catherine. No, dear. No.   Catherine Zeta-Jones attends premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection Clearly, this isn’t working for us but we’re willing to...