No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Oh, kittens. Such is the lack of red carpet fabulosity (or even crack-smoking) this week that we are forced to give you a picture of a gal in a white dress and black pumps and ask you to discuss her style.   Zooey Deschanel attends “The X factor” season finale in an Erin...

Man, we tried to sit through that sitcom of hers because the critics seemed to love it, but we didn’t even make it through 15 minutes. But hey, she’s wearing the Miu Miu glitter pumps we featured here and it’s always nice to get a followup on a “Yea or Nay” post...

So Lo shows T these pictures this morning and asks him if he thinks this is an outfit worth discussing. “I guess so,” T replied, “But who is that?” “Zooey Deschanel.” “It is? Did she travel back here from 30 years in the future?” Darlings,...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Precious Unborn Fawns, it was the  2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards, an event that inspired neither gowns nor the employment of stylists, apparently. To be fair, almost everyone looked okay. Mostly boring looks, but very few disasters. Lets rip them anyway. Anna Torv in Rachel Roy...

  Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2011 Collection Lucky Magazine April 2011 issue, featuring Zooey Deschanel Styled by Isabel Dupré. Before we go any further, kudos to stylist Isabel Dupré, because she really made that Marc Jacobs dress sing on the cover – and it’s so perfectly...

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....

Minions, here is your chance to realize your lifelong dream to be a bitchy gay fashion blogger. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin. Zooey Deschanel attends the “My Idiot Brother” Premiere during the 2011 Sundance Film Festival in Marc Jacobs.  Smell Miss Thing here! Honey...