Zooey Deschanel attends Fox 2013 Programming Presentation in New York City in Chanel. Chanel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Melissa Stasiuk (NEXT)     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

We find it almost impossible to take this look on its own terms:   Zooey Deschanel attends FOX’s ‘New Girl’ Hollywood Special Screening and Q&A in a black top paired with a Dolce&Gabbana skirt and Christian Looubotin pumps. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2013...

We stared at this pic for a little while, trying to figure out why this is suddenly our favorite picture of Zooey Deschanel. Granted, we don’t think there ever was an entry in the “Favorite Picture of Zooey Deschanel” column for us, but this one unexpectedly filled the slot....

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

Zooey Deschanel attends Glamour Cover Girl celebration in West Hollywood in a Monique Lhuillier dress. Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Elsa Sylvan     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Zooey Deschanel attends the 2013 TCA Winter Press Tour – FOX All-Star Party in Naeem Khan. Naeem Khan Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Vika Kukandina     [Photo Credit: PR Photos,...

Miss Zooey is just so very, if you know what we mean.   Zooey Deschanel shops at Gelson’s market in Los Angeles. Zooey carries a Chanel bag and wears Alice Hannah ear muffs. Alice Hannah London Chelsea Pearls Earmuffs Ignoring the fact that her head is sporting tits – which,...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

Darlings, there are even MORE pre-Emmys dresses to rip! And these are all nominees, which means they’d cut every other bitch in attendance just to get that bowling trophy in drag!   Amy Poehler in BCBG Max Azria This may be a personal best for her. Nothing like a breakup to get a...

We consider it a huge step forward for her that she’s not wearing tights in any of these pictures. Attagirl, Zooey. Zoey Deschanel out and about in Brentwood, California in a navy dress paired with a Tulle green double-breasted jacket, Jimmy Choo shoes and a Prada bag. Tulle Jacket...

It’s slim pickings on the red carpet front today. The stars have abandoned us in order to romp on some beach somewhere in the kinds of bathing suits they don’t wear in America. Sorry, Zooey. We don’t want to imply that you’re somehow not worthy of our loving attention....

You guys! Zooey went out in an outfit about which we have not one complaint! Well. That’s not entirely true. Zooey Deschanel attends 2012 Critics’ Choice Television Awards in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Oscar de la Renta Resort 2013...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

Zooey, sweetie, we don’t know which queen did your makeup for this event, but you should take him out back and have him whipped. Zooey Deschanel attends 2012 Fox Upfronts Programming Presentation Post-Show Party in Carven. Carven Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Alice Cornish (MARILYN)...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Lately, we’ve been fighting the tendency for some people to see us as experts on how women and men should dress in their day-to-day lives, but sometimes a celeb steps out in something that forces us to get all huffy and lay down the law. Zooey Deschanel attends the world premiere of...

Zooey is looking more and more like a painting of a big-eyed ragamuffin on black velvet.   Zooey Deschanel featured in the May 2012 issue of Marie Claire magazine photographed by Tesh. If they poof up the back of her hair a bit more and slap on a little more makeup to make her eyes look...

Darlings, it was the Writers Guild of America West Coast Awards! Because the East Coast was starting to get a little snotty about it!   Ahna O’Reilly Really cute dress, but the height of the hem makes her look a little cocktail waitress-y. Amanda Peet  Oh sweetie. Live a little....

We admit, in a naked attempt to generate comments, that we just don’t get Zooey’s appeal. We’ve tried to, but every time we assess her talents and charms, we find the praise to be overstated. Sure, she’s quirky and cute and she’s got her own personal style, but...