DAMN, Spock.   Zachary Quinto attends the premiere of ‘All Is Lost’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in head-to-toe Alexander McQueen. Alexander McQueen Leather Monk Strap Shoes Alexander McQueen Skull-patterned Woven-Silk Bow Tie We’re impressed. Also: a...

Okay, Zach. We’re all happy for your Spock success, but maybe a little less celebrating the night before is called for at the moment.   Zachary Quinto attends the screening of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Washington, DC. Now, if we saw this guy walking down the street,...

These two don’t even look like they’re attending the same event. Alice Eve and Zachary Quinto attend Vogue and MAC Cosmetics dinner hosted by Lisa Love and John Demsey in honor of Prabal Gurung at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California.     SHE: Seems to be...

Let’s close out our Sausage Friday observations with a doubleshot of hipster nerditry.   Zachary Quinto attends the ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ screening in New York City in head-to-toe Todd Snyder. Todd Snyder Spring 2013 Collection Love it; the hair, the jacket, the...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Darlings, here are some really attractive people from the future. Let’s judge them.   Zoe Saldana, Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve, Chris Pine attend the ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Photocall in Berlin, Germany.   Zoe Saldana in a Calvin Klein Top and Skirt and...

Zachary, we love ya, you big, rectangular hipster queen, but at some point we’re going to have to have a conversation about flattering proportions.   Zachary Quinto attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Dsquared2 single-button suit. Until that day, we leave you with this to...

Zachary, Tom would like to have a word with you. Lorenzo is mannequin-sized, so he’s going to sit down and shut up.   Zachary Quinto attends The Trevor Project’s 2012 Trevor Live! event in John Varvatos. John Varvatos Spring 2013 Collection You see, Zachary, men like us...

We don’t know how we’re going to fit it into our already heavy TV-viewing schedule, but we are SO PUMPED for the premiere of American Horror Story this week. Hit it, bitches!   Andrew Rannells  Kudos to him for putting in the effort, but we’re thinking this is not the...

Kittens, the boys are boring. You know it’s true. We appreciate that they all mostly put the effort in, but there’s so little variation in male red carpet dressing that there’s almost nothing to talk about here. There are only so many ways to say “Hem your...

Cute boys in love.   Zachary Quinto and boyfriend, Glee star Jonathan Groff get in some quality time in NYC. But OH, MARY. YOUR SLIP IS SHOWING. Look, we don’t expect famous people to look like a million bucks every waking hour of the day, and it’s been hot as hell in NY this...

Yes, he’s been featured here a lot lately. But y’know, you come out of the closet and give a head-turning guest turn on a watercooler topic of a show and next thing you know people are following you around and taking your picture. Don’t blame us for featuring him so much....

We really, REALLY hope Zachary Quinto hasn’t adopted a baby. Not because we’re opposed to newly out and proud gays starting a family. Heavens, no. It’s because he clearly needs a couple lessons on how to carry the poor thing. But then we saw that he was simply at LAX,...

Chace Crawford, Darren Criss, Ryan Kwanten and Zachary Quinto attended the Versace spring 2012 fashion show in Milan and – brace yourselves, poodles – WE HAVE NOT ONE CRITICAL THING TO SAY ABOUT ANY OF THEM. Crazy! Okay, yes; hems. They’re problematic in some cases here. But...