Lea Michele models the latest in beachwear for Prestige magazine: Lea Michele featured in the March 2012 issue of Prestige Hong Kong magazine photographed by Darren Tieste and styled by Paris Libby. Makeup: Frascesca Tolo for Cloutier Remix. Hair: John D for Tenfold Talent.   Who’s...

Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Darlings, it was the premiere of  “New Year’s Eve” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California and virtually none of the men could find a suit that fit them! It’s time we shined a light on this horrible state of affairs in Hollywood. Apparently, there...

Iman has a very simple request for all of you.   Iman attends the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater’s Opening Night Gala Benefit in a Zac Posen gown. Zac Posen Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Monika Sawicka She requests that you bow the fuck down in her presence. We don’t even...

Oooh, this is kind of fun. Sure, restaging iconic scenes from movies is kind of overdone in the world of fashion editorials, but this just hits all our buttons. Harper’s Bazaar collaborated with Martin Scorsese and recast some of his most famous films using today’s stars wearing...

The curtains are opening on Kyra’s boobs, everyone! Take a seat; the show is starting! Kyra Sedgwick makes an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” in New York in a Zac Posen dress. We’re beginning to think widdle Zac Posen has ADHD. He can’t even...

Is there anything weirder than the celebrity life, kittens? Here they are, dressed to the nines and wearing thousands of dollars of merch, just so they can sit on a folding chair on the sidewalk for a few minutes and get their picture taken in the hopes that bitchy bloggers and entertainment...

“The Tree Of Life” premiere at the Cannes Film Festival offered a smorgasbord of fabulosity (even if the movie itself didn’t exactly wow the crowd) with maybe a couple of slight missteps. Everyone looked like a movie star, though. And isn’t that the point of it all,...

Kittens, it’s time once again to check in on the two most ardent soul mates in Hollywood history! Can you feel the love tonight? Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon on the red carpet for the premiere of their latest film “Water For Elephants” at the State Theatre in...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Darlings, it was the Time 100 Gala, Time magazine’s party for the 100 Most Influential People In The World (which sounds like something a Bond villain would shout) in New York City. Most Beautiful Woman in the World Jennifer Lopez was not invited, nor was the Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan...

Darlings, it was the “Scream 4″ world premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and the style directive was clear: everyone must wear shitty, boring dresses. Aimee Teegarden in Emporio Armani We’ve seen more exciting lamp shades in Target. Alison Brie in Paule...

Anne Heche   We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS...

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....