We’re bored. It’s Monday. Let’s eat carbs and talk boots. Givenchy Fall 2013 Collection Y’know, we wanted to play Pretend Stylist, where we urge everyone to shout out the name of the first celebrity they think of when they look at each boot, but let’s face...
Yea or Nay: Alexander McQueen Spring 2013 ShoesEnough with all these celebrities and their bullshit. Grab your credit card and your condoms (you never know) and let’s go shoe-shopping, bitches! Alexander McQueen Spring 2013 Shoes: YEA or NAY? Pretend there’s no such thing as gravity or small bone fractures. ... Yea or Nay: Tory Burch ‘Crafty’ AccessoriesThe Tory Burch Spring 2013 accessories are raw and au naturale, with a kick of punchy pattern and vibrant color. Raffia, pom-poms, shells, beads, fringe, and tassel embellishments. [Photo Credit:... Yea or Nay: Tom Ford Spring 2013 ShoesTom Ford Spring 2013 Shoes [Photo Credit:... Yea or Nay: Rupert Sanderson ‘Birdie’ ShoesFreida Pinto wore a pair of these the other day and the Bitter Kittens in our comments section surprised us by expressing opinions about them. Y’all are normally so meek about expressing yourselves. Anyway, we thought the shoes Freida had on were fun and punctuated her outfit perfectly.... Yea or Nay: Charlotte Olympia Clear ClutchesCharlotte Olympia Clear Perspex Clutches [Photo Credit:... Yea or Nay: Tory Burch ‘Dragonfly’ ShoesTory Burch Fall 2013 Collection shoes adorned with golden dragonflies. [Photo Credit:... Yea or Nay: Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2013 Shoes“The shoes of the Mosaics Collection are as intricate as the clothes. A huge variety of materials have been experimented with, from wood, to metal, velvet and lace. Exquisitely fashioned, crystal embellished, encrusted with mosaic like tiles and even a golden birdcage with... Yea or Nay: Valentino Fall 2013 ShoesValentino Fall 2013 collection shoes, inspired by the paintings of Flemish Masters. [Photo Credit:... Yea or Nay: Givenchy Spring 2013 ShoesKittens, designers lately seem to be in love with adding clear plastic elements to very expensive shoes and we have yet to see a pair that really benefits from it. The latest attempt comes from the House of Givenchy, which offered up the following in their recent Spring runway show:... Yea or Nay: Fendi Spring 2013 AccessoriesDarlings, what do we all think of the Rubik’s Cube-by-way-of-Legos-with-a-bit-of-Tetris Fendi spring 2013 accessories? They’re certainly fun, if nothing else. Anything that inspires THAT description would have to be fun. It seems to us that the shoes are more than a bit... Yea or Nay: Marc Jacobs’ Sneaker WedgesBecause we have a website with our names at the top, people are sometimes fooled into thinking we know what we’re talking about, especially when it pertains to fashion or reality television. We were never the types to disabuse people of their notions if said notions made us look better,... Fall 2012 Trends: ZoolandAltuzarra Lions and tigers and … owls? Oh my. For whatever reason, certain corners of the fashion industry got together for a chorus of “Let’s Get Feral” for the fall season. Animal prints ruled (some of) the runways, and by that we don’t mean faux leopard... Yea or Nay: Prada ‘Galleria’ BagDarlings, let’s keep this simple. Much like bridal collections, when it comes to bags, it’s better for us to get the hell out of the way and let the ladies have their say. Prada presents its new bag ’Galleria,’ named after its first store inside Milan’s famous... Yea or Nay: The Return of the TurtleneckGQ tells us, in its typically breathless prose: “The turtleneck went through some dark years there, back when its patron saint was Joey from Friends. But as DJ god Diplo shows, the turtleneck—trimmed down and ultraluxe—has its mojo back.” We remain unconvinced. Turtleneck, $495 by... Yea or Nay: Christopher Kane Aqua Gel ClutchSince the consensus on yesterday’s bag was that it was too boring, we’re throwing the least boring bags we can find at you. Happy now? From Christopher Kane’s fall 2011 collection come his “Aqua” Gel-filled PVC clutches. At least no one can call them... Gossip Girl’s Valentino BagLeighton Meester was seen on the set of Gossip Girl in New York, wearing a particularly stylish costume: To anyone over 40 that top looks totally “Golden Girls lanai,” but this is the trend in florals right now and we kind of like the explosion of color, The thick bands of trim... Yea or Nay: Cynthia Rowley Fall 2011 HandbagsWe seem to be in “if there’s one thing we’ve learned as fashion bloggers” mode today because we’re about to unveil another one, which means we’re talking out our asses because obviously there’s not just one thing we’ve learned as fashion... |
