We’re spending this January as we have spent every January since we became a “thing,” lo these many years gone; by trading a cold back and forth, taking turns being sick and expecting the other one to wait on them because “I did it for you when you were sick last...

Lorenzo’s future husband (as Lorenzo tells it) gets his thick-neck thing on for Details, to the delight of, you guessed it, Lorenzo. Tom is largely ambivalent and likely to make passive-aggressive bitchy comments and/or rolled eyes with accompanying wanking hand motions behind...