If we were Michael Kors — hey, that would be kind of a fun party game. If we were Michael Kors … … We’d color-coordinate all the people on staff. Wednesdays are FUCHSIA! … We’d order $3000 worth of pizza from Domino’s and have it delivered to Jason...

All right, you judgmental bitches. LINE UP. Tuxedo Jacket and Pants by ALC. Fenton-Fallon Jewelry. It’s very sharp and photographs well. Not to mention, it’s flattering if you’re spending all your time on camera sitting down. Love that necklace she’s wearing and her...

Time once again to turn the tables on these judgmental bitches, darlings. Heidi Klum wears a Balenciaga top, Alice by Temperley skirt, YSL shoes. Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. The combined total value of these pieces is probably way more than your mortgage payment and she managed to make...

We have a feeling, given the crack-y nature of last night’s judging, that no one really feels like complimenting any of them right now. Well, don’t you worry, kittens. We worked in some bitchiness for you. Erin Wasson wears Michael Kors. We don’t care if a model goes all...

All Project Runway judging bitches please line up to be judged, thank you! Heidi Klum is wearing a Whetherly shirt, an Opening Ceremony skirt, Christian Louboutin shoes, and Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. Opening Ceremony Marjan Pejoski Skirt After last week’s disastrous showing, she...

One thing that pleases us immensely about this season of Project Runway is that the LadyJudges are bringin’ it to the judging panel. That’s as it should be, don’t you think? Let’s score them like it’s a competition. Why? We’re bitches. T by Alexander Wang...

Frau Seal hauls herself back up on the publicity machine to poledance for Project Runway and proves that she’s still got it (as if there was any doubt). Heidi Klum covers the August 2011 issue of Glamour magazine On her critiques becoming harsher: “I don’t think so. But I do think...