The more traditionally minded readers are going to hate us for this, but here’s the thing. Selena has this tendency, like a lot of child stars transitioning into adulthood, to dress way too formally and way too mature a lot of the time. So we did tiny gay gasps when we saw how fresh and...

We feel like we’ve been pretty hard on Emma lately. Sweetie, if you’re reading this, it was only said out of love. We just want the best for you, dear. And by “best,” we mean “ensembles that we prefer.” So in the interests of getting you to dry your tears,...

Sometimes, someone does everything so right that we’re left a little speechless. Milla Jovovich attends the world exclusive premiere of “The Three Musketeers” in 3D in London, England in a Salvatore Ferragamo gown. Shoes by Brian Atwood, clutch by Jimmy Choo and black and...

Kiki! GIRL! Kirsten Dunst attends the UK premiere of “Melancholia” in London in an Honor dress. Honor Spring 2012 Collection It gives old bitches like us a warm glow to see a lady who’s had a contentious relationship with the red carpet mature into someone who’s...

You wouldn’t think there would be anything controversial to say about Hugh Jackman, but we’re gonna give it a shot. Hugh Jackman attends the Australian premiere of “Real Steel” in Sydney, Australia. We think all men, gay or straight, should have a Hugh Jackman shrine...

Shelley O! Have you stepped up your Pilates routine or something? U.S. President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama at the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation Annual Phoenix Awards dinner in Washington, DC. Or is that just an INSANELY flattering outfit on you? WELL DONE, First...

Hi Rosie! You go ahead and continue your posing while we talk. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the Moet & Chandon Etoile award ceremony to honor Mario Testino in London in a Burberry gown paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. We just wanted to say that, even though you’re...

We have one more set of Emmys red carpet looks to run down, but we wanted to single out one gal for being the Look of the Night. Nina Dobrev at the 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Donna Karan gown. Donna Karan Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Juju Ivanyuk Honey, in an endless sea of tight...

Oh, Sweetie. We’re so happy for you! Jennifer Hudson attends Self Magazine’s 2011 “Women Doing Good Awards” in New York City in a Giambattista Valli dress. We’re not happy because you won a “Women Doing Good” award or because you lost weight –...

Christina! Hey, girl! Christina Ricci attends Nylon Magazine cover dinner in New York City in a J. Crew dress. We just wanted to tell you that we still kind of hate that cover and we’ll always maintain that you shouldn’t wear your hair back, but that doesn’t matter because...

Lea usually poses all the time looking like her inner monologue is something along the lines of, well… “WERQ it, girl!” Still, despite the fact that she looks like she’s congratulating herself all the time, we feel the need to concur just this once.   Lea Michele...

All right, we admit up front that this look isn’t perfect: Leighton Meester attends the premiere “The Oranges” during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in an Alexander McQueen dress. Alexander McQueen Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans But...

Keira Knightley, we just want to say a few words to you. We won’t take long. You can continue posing while we speak.   Keira Knightley attends the ‘A Dangerous Method’ photocall during the 68th Venice Film Festival in Mary Katrantzou. Mary Katrantzou Fall 2011...

After ripping her pretty hard yesterday, we’re happy to give SJP a respite from our bitchiness — because she’s earned it. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the “I Don’t Know How She Does It” Photocall at the roof of Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow. Prabal Gurung...

Hi Leighton Meester! Listen, we know we’ve been more than critical of you in the past and we hope you understand it was all said with love. Anyway, we don’t have much time right now, but we just wanted to take a break from filling our bathtub with water, putting batteries in the...

Here’s your pretty for the day, darlings. Don’t look at us like that; he’s way too young for us. But strapping heterosexual Taylor Lautner does cut a fine figure when he plays dressup, doesn’t he? Taylor Lautner attends the premiere of “Abduction,” in...

Let’s start the day off with a quick shot of fab. Kelly Osbourne at the screening of “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” to benefit the Musicares Map Fund in Hollywood in Manish Arora. Manish Arora Fall 2011 Collection/Model: So Young Kang (MARILYN) We supposed when a star is...

Bless our fairy blogsisters for the term “scrolldown fug” because, well… just look for yourself: Kelly Rowland attends attends a photocall for X Factor in London in a Versace dress paired with shoes and cuff by Giuseppe Zanotti and earrings by Lorraine Schwartz. Versace Fall...

Sometimes, a gal looks so effortlessly fabulous that a couple of queens can’t help but give her snaps. Estelle at the 33rd Annual UNCF An Evening Of Stars in Pasadena, California in a Farah Angsana gown. Farah Angsana Fall 2010 Couture/Model: Paola Maybe we’re not as in love with...

Miss Jane has wounded us many times on the red carpet. When she wears dresses, she makes the classic Meryl Streep mistake of wearing things too big and ballroom-y; too shiny and heavy. Rarely do we see her looking comfortable in a dress and we don’t think for a second that has anything...

We were going to do this as an “In or Out” but like bratty little kids with a favorite toy, we snatched up Diane Kruger, clutched her to our chests and said “MINE MINE MINE! You can’t have this one!” Figuratively speaking, of course. Diane Kruger attends the 10th...