We admit it; we did the gay gasp.   Princess Charlene of Monaco attends the “Ein Herz für Kinder” Charity gala in Berlin. Girl needs some serious training as to how to stand and pose in front of a wall of cameras, but that’s the only bitchy thing we’re gonna say....

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SWIFTIANS? All you Taylor Swift fans flew into a murderous rage and threatened to burn our house down* every time we mentioned that her saccharine sweetness made our teeth ache and our asses fall asleep and now we’re too scared to say anything mean about her! But...

Felicity, we just want to say – go on, girl; you can keep posing while we talk at you – we just want to say… Felicity Jones attends the IFP’s 21st Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in New York City in Proenza Schouler paired with Calvin Klein shoes. Proenza...

This little chickie just looks adorable, no?   Elle Fanning attends the 2011 Children of Chernobyl’s Children At Heart gala in New York City, NY in a vintage dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Cute and age-appropriate, but chic and timeless at the same time. You WERQ that...

We don’t know what the hell we were thinking.   Viola Davis attends the The Academy’s 3rd Annual Governors Award Dinner in Hollywood in a Raoul dress paired with a Cecelia clutch. We were actually going to put this look up to a vote as to its INness or OUTness. It is to LOL....

We are totally digging these Dolce & Gabbana vegetable florals. When they were first unveiled we were afraid they looked a little kitchen curtain-y, but every time a starlet wears one, we love it. Case in point:   Kirsten Dunst attends the AFI Fest 2011 Special Screening Of...

Kerry Washington! GURL! Kerry Washington attends Keep A Child Alive’s 8th annual Black Ball in New York City in a Donna Karan dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Donna Karan Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Melissa Tammerijn We’re just gonna do this from the top down. Stand...

We’ve spent the day ranting at reality show judges and snapping at red carpet ladies for looking like nursing home carpets, so we feel a little guilty. We’re putting too much negative energy out into the universe and kittens, that’s no way to spend a Friday. It’s time...

You guys, Joely Richardson looks so fabulous here that there are FLAMES SHOOTING OUT THE SIDE OF HER HEAD:   Joely Richardson attends the premiere of “Anonymous” during the 55th Annual Times BFI London Film Festival in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Tulle and Lace Gown She is...

We gasped when we saw these shots of Keira. Keira Knightley attends the premiere of “A Dangerous Method” in London in a Roksanda Ilincic dress. Roksanda Ilincic Resort 2012 Collection Roksanda Ilincic seems to be having something of a red carpet moment as more and more of her...

Iman requests that you bow down. Iman attends the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Award Honoring Iman And Missoni in Beverly Hills, California in Rachel Zoe. Jewelry by Fred Leighton. Rachel Zoe Spring 2012 Collection Did we tell you we met Iman during Fashion Week and shook her hand? Because we...

Steffi. Girl. Can we tell you how much we’re loving this latest drag of yours? What shall we call this one? Charity diva? Showy socialite? Greek shipping magnate widow? Such delicious possibilities.   Lady Gaga attends charity dinner for Little Kids Rock at Edison Ballroom in NYC...

Why, Miss Uma. Do you have a new lease on life? A new stylist? A newfound understanding of the importance of turning it out when you know you’re going to get your picture taken? Because, girl… Uma Thurman attends the 2011 Golden Heart Awards at the Skylight SOHO on October 19,...

EVAN! RACHEL! WOOD!   Evan Rachel Wood attends “The Ides of March” photocall during the 55th BFI London Film Festival in an Alexa Chung for Madewell dress. Alexa Chung for Madewell Bunny Dress   JESUS CHRIST ON A BREADSTICK, girl! Could you please STOP being so fuck-you...

We are totally digging Mary Elizabeth’s sexy-sweet red carpet stylings lately. Mary Elizabeth Winstead attends the Spike TV’s “SCREAM 2011″ awards held at Universal Studios in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with a ‘Mabel’ clutch by Sedgwick. Very...

DAYUM. Amber Heard attends “The Rum Diary” premiere, presented by Film Independent at LACMA in Los Angeles, in a gown by Elie Saab and shoes by Christian Louboutin. Girl, we’re not nuts about the Wilma Flintstone hair and we’re VERY not nuts about the silly putty...

Charlize is another one of those gals who we suspect has been told her whole life how gorgeous she is and subsequently recoils from putting the work in for public appearances. Basically, if it’s not the Oscars, her red carpet getups give off the distinct whiff of don’tgivafuck:...

The more traditionally minded readers are going to hate us for this, but here’s the thing. Selena has this tendency, like a lot of child stars transitioning into adulthood, to dress way too formally and way too mature a lot of the time. So we did tiny gay gasps when we saw how fresh and...

We feel like we’ve been pretty hard on Emma lately. Sweetie, if you’re reading this, it was only said out of love. We just want the best for you, dear. And by “best,” we mean “ensembles that we prefer.” So in the interests of getting you to dry your tears,...

Sometimes, someone does everything so right that we’re left a little speechless. Milla Jovovich attends the world exclusive premiere of “The Three Musketeers” in 3D in London, England in a Salvatore Ferragamo gown. Shoes by Brian Atwood, clutch by Jimmy Choo and black and...

Kiki! GIRL! Kirsten Dunst attends the UK premiere of “Melancholia” in London in an Honor dress. Honor Spring 2012 Collection It gives old bitches like us a warm glow to see a lady who’s had a contentious relationship with the red carpet mature into someone who’s...