It’s been a while since we did a simple “Here’s your pretty for the day” post, so…here’s your pretty for the day. A bunch of gorgeous models working gorgeous clothes against gorgeous backdrops. Done and done. Take a deep breath and find your center,...

It’s the end of the day and we’d like to sing our lady kittens to sleep with some dream fodder. Lady kittens, have fun tonight dreaming that you’re traipsing all over Paris wearing gorgeous dresses and dripping with jewels while Clive Owen stares intently into your eyes and...

Wow. This editorial is gorgeous, but we don’t think any mere mortal can rock those super-short bangs Rooney’s sporting. You need to be genetically superior and in the hands of world class photographers and stylists to pull those things off. Lorenzo was a bit on the nonplussed side...

Darlings, here’s your… pretty for the day. And it is pretty, it’s just that it’s also a bit on the creepy and disturbing side, which is just the mood we’re in right now, what with the days getting shorter and Halloween right around the corner. So turn out the...

You know, we really should be getting on Rihanna’s case for immediately going for the Marilyn look right after ditching the Ronald McDonald/Jessica Rabbit hair she’d been sporting for so long. But one look at this picture…     Rihanna featured in the November 2011...

There is FINALLY a slight chill in the air outside the gates of T Lo Manor and you know what that means, don’t you, kittens? Or more accurately, kittens who don’t live in areas that are hot year-round. It means everybody excitedly breaks out the coats and the sweaters...

Back when it was announced that Michelle Williams was cast as Marilyn Monroe, we opined that we couldn’t think of a better choice because not only is she an excellent actress who will more than likely nail Marilyn’s unusual combination of sensuality, cynicism, and childlike...

Darlings, for your pretty of the day, let’s all look at depressed, possibly psychotic girls in gorgeous clothes. Etro Vogue Italia September 2011 Issue Editorial: “Chic Gothic Glam” Models: Ruby Aldridge & Arizona Muse Photographed by: Craig McDean Styled by: Tabitha...

We’re in a cranky, cynical mood today. Because Vogue UK slapped this gorgeous picture of Adele on their cover… Adele for the September issue of Vogue UK, photographed by Sølve Sundsbø … and our first thought was “Zoom in tight, Vogue! Tight as you can! Don’t you...

Flo, we just want to say… Florence Welch featured in the October 2011 issue of Vogue Japan magazine photographed by Karl Lagerfeld We APPROVE. Ralph Lauren Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Sui He The hippy-dippy chick looks were getting old, girl. Who better to turn to for a style redo than...

We don’t care what anyone says about Kate Moss. Criticize her looks or pooh-pooh her personal life; you put that girl in the right clothes and point her at either a runway or a camera lens and that bitch can WERQ. Miu Miu Kate Moss featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue UK...

Okay, precious unborn fawns, we are officially tapped out after a long day of ripping reality show whores and self-involved celebrities. We don’t know about y’all, but we’re feeling the need for some hardcore PRETTY right now. If a picture’s worth a thousand words,...

No sense in being coy about it, we think this is one weird editorial. Composed around the idea of highlighting the floral and botanical details in the fall collections, the garden setting makes sense. But the creepy stalking gardener? What’s that all about? “Late Bloomers”...

A sand-blasted and airbrushed SJP has the distinct privilege of being the face for “THE AGE ISSUE” of Vogue. We’re sure she loved having that plastered in all-caps to the right of her head.   Sarah Jessica Parker featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue photographed...

We’re far more likely to dig into our DVD collection during the summer months, when there’s very little worth watching on TV. Last week, we found ourselves immersed in the world of Downton Abbey once again and cried to the heavens that we have to wait a while for the recently...

Emma Watson straps on the Eyebrows of Death and the Lip Gloss of Polyurethane for Vogue and reminds us for the last time that she’s not Hermione Granger. Vogue July 2011 Issue Editorial: “Emma Watson’s New Day” By Amanda Foreman Photographed by Mario Testino Hair:...

Vogue Italia releases their annual salute to people who aren’t white and we’re once again squirming a bit in our seats at the prospect. Vogue Italia May 2011 Issue Photographer: Ellen von Unwerth Stylist: Giulio Martinelli   We have a confusing reaction to these types of...

Darlings, we’ve been sitting on this one for days. Why, we don’t know, because it’s stunning and the bitter kittens are always up for a heaping helpful of that. Fall 2006 Detail Vogue, May 2011 issue: “Alexander The Great” Photographed by Steven Meisel Styled by...

Valentino Spring 2011 Couture Vogue Italia March 2011 Issue Editorial: “A Precious Glam” Model: Carmen Kass Photographer: Miles Aldridge Stylist: Alice Gentilucci Okay, so that last editorial we sent your way didn’t go over so well, according to the commentariat consensus....

  Roland Mouret Spring 2011 Collection Model: Kendra Spears (ELITE) US Vogue May 2011 Issue Editorial: “A Day at the Circus” Photographer: Peter Lindbergh Fashion Editor: Tonne Goodman Hair: Julien d’Ys Makeup: Stéphane Marais Wow, that cover is really awful. Without getting...

Vogue Italia April 2011 Issue Photographed by Michelangelo Di Battista Styled by Alice Gentilucci Loyal minions know how we sometimes get with actresses and editorials. “That actress? Well she ain’t no model.” Repetitive, we know, but are we wrong? The gleaming, catalogue...