Darlings, you confuse us. We gave up attempting to predict the outcomes of these little matchups long ago, but we were still a little surprised at how the last one shook out. You see…   JEAN SIMMONS IS DEAD. Now, don’t get us wrong. It doesn’t surprise us that she lost;...

We’re back! And sadly, we have to announce that…   LESLIE CARON IS DEAD. We were a bit surprised. We felt she had the momentum and was likely to roll over any competitor that stood in her way, but alas, the poodle lost to the pasta and poor Leslie won’t be making it to...

Darlings, we heard you the first 50 times! We’re so sorry it took so long to get back to our V v. V match. Forgive us?   Besides, most of you should be quite happy to hear that…   MAMIE VAN DOREN IS DEAD.   You bitches were having none of it. According to...

Darlings, here we are again!   JANET LEIGH IS DEAD. But it was close, darlings. So close, we were forced to do a recount by law. The results, however, couldn’t be disputed. No matter how much people argued for her iconic death scene in Psycho, Leigh couldn’t rally in the end...

Darlings, we’d been planning this followup to the popular Dames and Divas Deathmatch for some time now but never seemed to get around to it. The upcoming 4-day weekend seemed like the right time. As we give thanks this holiday season, let’s hold a special place in our heart for...