SJP goes B&W.   Sarah Jessica Parker covers the June 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Russia in an Oscar de la Renta gown photographed by Simon Upton and styled by Juan Cebrian. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Frida Gustavsson Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2013...

Girl, no.   Solange Knowles attends the Belveder Party in Cannes, France in a Roberto Cavalli printed silk blazer and trousers paired with a Vionnet clutch. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Irina Kravchenko Vionnet Fall 2013 Clutch Even you can’t make this work....

LOVE this look:   Carey Mulligan (pictured with Justin Timberlake) attends the premiere of ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Vionnet a deco inspired white cady gown with a deep V-neck paired with Brian Atwood platform sandals. Vionnet Fall...

Part of the reason we have declared today Sausage Friday is because frankly, we can’t bear to look at one more starlet in a black dress, a white dress, or a black and white dress. We are so very over this stylist-driven micro-trend, darlings. With one exception: Zoe Saldana attends the...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

Oh, what the hell. Let’s throw this one up for a vote, too. Especially since we have a lot of “On the one hand … On the other hand…” reactions to it.   Amanda Seyfried attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in a Vionnet dress accesorized...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

Hit it, ladies! We’re fixin’ to judge ya!   Heidi Klum in Thomas Wylde and Christian Louboutin Christian Louboutin ‘Maggie’ Watersnake Pump Y’know… we’re torn on this one. After the pajamas fiasco of last week, we appreciate the effort. And this...

Poor Scarlett. It seems very few of the Bitter Kittens liked your Versace dress. Those bitches.   Scarlett Johansson featured in the May 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Mario Testino.   Maybe this will make them love you, girl. We certainly loved it. Sure, the fashion...

It’s funny. The writeup for this editorial is all about how it’s “ultra feminine,” which isn’t how we saw it at all when we first looked at the pics. Leighton Meester featured in the April 2012 issue of Marie Claire magazine photographed by Tesh. Reed Krakoff...

True story: We’ve been sitting on this post for days now. Not because it’s explosive or that it required a lot of work, but because Tom was somewhat agressively ambivalent about featuring her. He doesn’t hate her, the way half the internet seems to, but…...

Chloe Moretz for Interview magazine Photographed by Mikael Jansson Styled by Karl Temper Hair: Anthony Turner Using Tigi/Art Partner Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo Model: Curtis Johnson Oh, gross. Bad enough they have to tart up a girl who reached puberty only a year or so ago so that she looks a...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Madonna has disappointed us in many ways this decade, but if there’s one thing the old gal still really knows how to do… Madonna attends the ‘W.E.’ premiere during the 68th Venice Film Festival in a Vionnet gown. Sunglasses by Miu Miu. …It’s making a...

My goodness, kittens. We need a break from the red carpets and the runways and the reality TV for a moment. It’s all so frantic and attention-seeking and we are delicate little Hummel figurines in the face of such an onslaught. We need to center ourselves and find our inner calm blue...

It seems like we haven’t done a “Here’s your pretty for today” post in a while. We are ashamed at the shirking of fabugay duties. We’re supposed to be sprinkling bitchery and glitter in relative equal amounts, kittens. We’ve let you down. Here. Have some...

Miss Kelly always gives us something to talk about, bless her. Kelly Rowland visits BET’s “106 & Park” in New York City in an Emma Griffiths dress paired with Christian Dior shoes; cuff by Vionnet and earrings and ring by Simone Smith. Emma Griffiths Spring 2011...

We want Diane Kruger’s life. She’s internationally famous, landed a cute boyfriend, gets to jet all over the word and attend parties and events dressed to the nines, and she only seems to do any work every 18 months or so. Face it, girl landed herself one sweet gig. Diane Kruger...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

Gwyneth Paltrow signs copies of her book ‘My Father’s Daughter” at Williams Sonoma in NYC in a Vionnet dress. Vionnet Spring 2011 Collection We’re not so sure this is working as a look. On the one hand, Gwynnie’s made for these sort of “slightly preppy with...

  Nina Ricci Lace Top. Vintage Chanel gloves. LA Times Magazine “Nobody’s Baby” By Leslie Gornstein Photographed by Mark Segal Styled by Joanne Blades “I like a very strong female character. Something different, something edgier, something challenging and, basically,...