Brit Marling in Viktor & Rolf

Brit Marling attends the premiere of ‘The Company You Keep’ in NYC in a Viktor & Rolf black-and-white silk gown with pleated detailing paired with Rupert Sanderson sandals. Viktor & Rolf Spring 2013 Collection Rupert Sanderson ‘Harting’ Sandal     [Photo Credit:...

Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender for W Magazine Jul12

Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender for W Magazin...

Hotter-than-Georgia-asphalt stars Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron grace the cover of W, darlings. Excellent news for people who worship the genetically gifted, yes? Charlize is wearing a Dior Archive lambskin dress, LaCrasia Gloves gloves, and an Elsa Peretti for Tiffany & Co....

2012 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Red Carpet Jun19

2012 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Red Carpet

Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

Stunning Old Lass May10

Stunning Old Lass

Darlings, here’s your fabulous for the day; an editorial so divine that it requires little by way of an introduction from us. We’ll only say two things here: WERQ that shit, Glamour Grannies! And, We hope you all got to soak your feet after it was over.   Jacket and necklace...

T Style Magazine: Salad Days Apr13

T Style Magazine: Salad Days

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. And by “pretty,” we mean, “pretty damn crazy.”  ”Salad Days” photographed by Richard Burbridge and styled by Robbie Spencer for New York Times Style Magazine. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2012 Collection Sure, we...

Katy Perry in Paris Mar05

Katy Perry in Paris

Katy’s been making the post-divorce rounds during Paris Fashion Week, offering up an array of highly photogenic outfits designed to keep her in the public eye. Attagirl. Let’s take a look, shall we?   Katy Perry arrives at the Viktor & Rolf Fall 2012 show.  Viktor &...

People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet – Part 2 Jan12

People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

In or Out: Jessica Chastain in Viktor & Rolf Dec13

In or Out: Jessica Chastain in Viktor & Rolf

Oh, if only every red carpet ensemble could be this worthy of an “IN or OUT” discussion. Like or not, it’s at least a dress worth discussing. We wish more ladystars would consider the offbeat work of Viktor & Rolf.   Jessica Chastain attend the 11th Annual Marrakech...

Luke Evans for LA Times Magazine Nov22

Luke Evans for LA Times Magazine

When Immortals opened and Luke appeared on this site for the first time, the commentariat swooned as one, catching us off guard. Of course we have no argument with the reaction, it’s just that it’s notable when so many people agree at the same time that someone’s...

Pretend Stylist: Spring 2012 Sandals Nov09

Pretend Stylist: Spring 2012 Sandals

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...

In or Out: Lady Gaga in Viktor & Rolf Oct04

In or Out: Lady Gaga in Viktor & Rolf

Oh, Stef. You make us so sad in so many ways. Lady Gaga arrives at the Beacon Theatre in New York City in Viktor & Rolf. Viktor & Rolf Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Anais Pouliot First, there’s the fact that your hot ginger handler is nowhere to be seen in these pictures. Did he...

Viktor & Rolf Spring 2012 Collection Oct03

Viktor & Rolf Spring 2012 Collection

Viktor Horsting and Rolf Snoeren are famous for sending dramatic, theatrical looks down the runway, but this collection doesn’t seem as refined or as thought-out as previous ones.  Their tendency to play with scale and proportion is still here, with giant whip stitches punctuating many...

In or Out: Jessica Chastain in Viktor & Rolf Sep15

In or Out: Jessica Chastain in Viktor & Rolf

We’re not sure if this is an example of “Girl, that is NOT your dress.” Let’s walk through it together. Jessica Chastain attends ‘Coriolanus’ Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in a Viktor & Rolf gown. Viktor & Rolf Resort...

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake for ELLE Jul15

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake for ELLE

It’s Friday in July and you’re probably cranky because you’re in work, just counting down the endless minutes. You know what you need? Pretty celebrities dry humping in designer clothes, that’s what! Strapless stretch crepe dress from Lanvin. Cotton shirt, wool tie,...

Scarlett Johansson for W Magazine May26

Scarlett Johansson for W Magazine

ScarJo is the latest in a long line of celebrities and models to be put through the “make her up like stars of yesteryear” editorial; this time, for W Magazine. It’s not the most original idea in the world, but credit must be paid for avoiding the cliches here. Oh sure,...

Carmen Dell’Orefice for Vanity Fair Italia Mar24

Carmen Dell’Orefice for Vanity Fair Italia

Carmen Dell’Orefice for Vanity Fair Italia Photographed by Ruven Afandor Styled by Anna Brambilla If a picture’s worth a thousand words, we should probably just shut up right about now but the divine Carmen tends to inspire sonatas of praise. We’ll just say this: She just...

Viktor & Rolf Fall 2011 Collection Mar07

Viktor & Rolf Fall 2011 Collection

It’s rare, when a designer says their inspiration was armor, for the clothes to actually evoke armor in any but the most esoteric of way, because conventional wisdom would have it that you can’t make clothes for the 21st Century woman that look too much like real armor. Well,...

Mila Kunis for LA Times Magazine Feb06

Mila Kunis for LA Times Magazine

  Georges Hobeika Spring 2010 Couture Collection  Los Angeles Times Magazine Editorial: “Range Finder” by Leslie Gornstein Photographer: Ruven Afanador Stylist: Hayley Atkin Girl of the Moment (Who Isn’t Nominated for a Major Award) Mila Kunis gets her pose on for...

2011 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet P1 Jan17

2011 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet P1

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

Trends for Spring ’09: Statement Necklaces Jan28

Trends for Spring ’09: Statement Necklaces

Well, Korto and Malan (which sounds like a detective agency), got it right for their Spring ‘o9 shows. We love both of these big clunky necklaces. Certainly, La Nina has a history of wearing them well. We’re all for this trend, in theory. Unfortunately, we’re in sharp...