Oh, Miss Trudy/Annie! Honey, we’re so proud of you! Because, as we’re sure you know, you’ve managed to disappoint us pretty much every time you’ve stepped out in public. Alison Brie attends the premiere of “The Five Year Engagement” in NYC in a Victoria...

Vicki Posh works some truly amazing styling on the cover of  the latest Harper’s Bazaar China:     Victoria Beckham featured in the May 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar China photographed by Chen Man.     … We got nothing. We’re speechless. These...

Vicki Posh straps on some swimsuits and slathers on the eye makeup for Harper’s UK.   Victoria Beckham featured in the March 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK magazine photographed by Camilla Akrans. Oh, and apparently Patsy Stone wrote her copy: On her body: “Maybe my...

It’s such a cliche to say this, but motherhood really agrees with Bey. Girl is GLOWING. Beyonce arrives at Nobu restaurant in NYC in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with a Lanvin  necklace and Nicholas Kirkwood sandals. Lanvin Spring 2012 Collection Necklace Nicholas Kirkwood Satin and...

Quick assessment this time, because we’re really using this post as an excuse to talk more about her show. Jennifer Morrison attends celebration of her cover in Michigan Avenue magazine in a Victoria Beckham dress. Okay, working our way down from the top: Don’t love the hair; like...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

Poodles, it was the 5th Annual ESSENCE “Black Women in Hollywood” Luncheon! All ladies to the red carpet, please!   Anika Noni Rose We love how different she looks from appearance to appearance. She never not looks like herself, but she’ll switch up hairstyles and...

You bitches better love us. Because, while we’re used to meeting reality show contestants, having drinks with them, and then turning around and criticizing them on our blog, we’re not at all used to it when it comes to fashion editors and stylists that we know. Even worse when...

Suck in your cheeks and push out your lips, girls! Marc Jacobs and Victoria Beckham attend the British Fashion Awards 2011 in London, where she won the Designer Brand of the Year 2011 Award. Victoria Beckham Fall 2011 collection/Model: Jeneil Williams Look at this joyous pair. Full of nothing...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Why has Saffron Monsoon suddenly popped into our heads?  But Edina never looked so chic as this and she probably never took Saffy shopping with her at all.   Victoria Beckham shopping in NY with her daughter in a dress from her own line and Christian Louboutin shoes. Victoria Beckham...

Hollywood pretty much exploded in red carpet events over the last few days, forcing us to form opinions on a whole boatload of celebrities who want nothing more in life than our approval. It’s for them that we do this. And the children, of course.   Andrea Riseborough in Dolce...

You can say whatever you want about Vicki Posh, but the one thing you can’t call her is “stupid.” Switch out the “stu” for “va” and we won’t stand in your way, but the girl has always had big goals and the smarts to figure out how to get what...

Hey, kids! It’s Friday! Let’s do a quick rundown of red carpet highlights from Day Two of the Venice Film Festival and say short, bitchy things about each outfit! Okay? Okay! Abbie Cornish attends the ‘W.E.’ premiere in Atelier Versace. Atelier Versace Spring 2011...

After a night up with our colicky baby (i.e., our facacta servers went down) we are AWAKE, darlings! Bright-eyed! Bushy-tailed! Running on fumes! But the beautiful thing about bitchery is, it actually gets easier when you’re really tired. Kate Winslet attends “Yo Dona”...

Posh recently showed off her latest collection of looks, which might as well been called “The Inside of My Closet.” Style.com was there: “The fits-like-a-glove sheath made a reappearance, this time in soft gray cashmere with little cap sleeves. New to the mix were short day...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....

Say what you will about Posh, she’s got an amazing talent for making money off a manufactured persona and in ways that always get people talking: “Mrs Beckham is promoting lingerie from the spring/summer collection for the Italian label which has already seen her husband David...

Let’s start off the New Year in the best way we know: by being really, really judgmental. Here’s Posh at a dinner party in Dubai wearing a Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009 dress with YSL heels: Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009 Collection Model: Georgina Stojilkovic It’s...

Darlings, you’ve asked and here it is. Victoria Beckham sporting her own collection around the globe. According to press reports, “Selfridges, which bought 58 of the dresses, has exclusive selling rights until next month, when dresses go on sale in Harrods, as well as Bergdorf...