Katy Perry (x2) Jul31

Katy Perry (x2)

Miss Katy tries out two very different looks during the Brazilian leg of her movie poledancing tour and yet they’re both perfectly Katy. First up: Kandy Kartoon Katy:   Katy Perry attends photocall for her movie “Katie Perry: Part of Me” in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in a...

Emma Stone for Vogue Jun19

Emma Stone for Vogue

The fashion/celebrity blogger’s dilemma: Do we feature even more slightly off Emma Stone red carpet looks today or do we take a break and just feature slightly perfect pictures of Emma Stone? You know what? We’re a little tired of talking about her red carpet looks. Let’s go...

Young Hollywood Awards Red Carpet Jun15

Young Hollywood Awards Red Carpet

Darlings, it was the 14th Annual Young Hollywood Awards, where there is no red carpet; merely a photo booth into which the stars are shoved for extremely tense-looking pictures taken from incredibly unflattering angles! It is so ON! Alex Pettyfer We feel that we cannot properly judge the...

Vogue UK: Paper Plates May29

Vogue UK: Paper Plates

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day, a summer Olympics-themed spread from Vogue UK. Now, we’re aware that an editorial depicting models faux-competing in Olympic events while wearing designer gowns sounds like something Patsy Stone would pitch in the middle of a coke binge,...

Cannes Watch: Diane Kruger in Versus May16

Cannes Watch: Diane Kruger in Versus

It appears that Diane has decided that Cannes is the perfect place to say, “Fuck that ‘fashionista’ bullshit. I’ma make you WANT this.”   Diane Kruger at Feature Film Jury Photocall during the 65th Annual Cannes in a Versus dress paired with Jimmy Choo...

Katy Perry in Versus Feb08

Katy Perry in Versus

This is the type of outfit that causes an involuntary wince and sharp intake of breath at the sight of it.   Katy Perry attends DIRECTV’s Sixth Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl After Party in Versus. Versus Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld Ohhhhhhhhh, GURL. Katy, we think...

AFI Awards Luncheon Red Carpet Jan14

AFI Awards Luncheon Red Carpet

Darlings, let’s all go to the 12th Annual AFI Awards Luncheon and dish on all the outfits.   Chloe Moretz in Versus Very cute. Sweetie, this is your silhouette; these are your proportions. Write them down so you don’t forget.   Claire Danes in Donna Karan We like it, but...

Red Carpet Rundown: CBS, CW & Showtime Party Aug05

Red Carpet Rundown: CBS, CW & Showtime Party

Darlings, it was the TCA Party for CBS, The CW and Showtime held at The Pagoda in Beverly Hills, California. We don’t really know what that means, but we don’t care so long as we’ve got dresses to rip. Hit it, D-listers: A.J. Cook Cute. A little plain, but it’s simple...

Pairs Division: Paquin and Moyer Jun22

Pairs Division: Paquin and Moyer

TWO “Pairs Division” entries in one day! God bless celebucouples for being so entertaining. That said, do these two have a portmanteau yet? We don’t follow True Blood fandom, even though Lorenzo went from loving to liking the show. Paquer? Moyquin? Sounds like generic drug...

Red Carpet Rundown Jun03

Red Carpet Rundown

Precious unborn fawns, it’s Friday and it’s June, so let’s just give a bunch of red carpet also-rans the once-around and get the hell out of here, shall we? Onetwothree…GO!   Courtney Love attends the ‘Hogan And Big Bambu’ Cocktail Party in Venice,...

How to Launch a Fragrance, with Rihanna & Katy May02

How to Launch a Fragrance, with Rihanna & Katy

It’s a question every girl asks herself at least once in her life: “What am I going to wear to the launch of my new fragrance?”  Thankfully, we have Rihanna and Katy Perry, who are blazing trails in this exciting new arena of celebrity branding and money-making.  Let’s...

Vanity Fair YaddaYadda Party Red Carpet Feb25

Vanity Fair YaddaYadda Party Red Carpet

Vanity Fair continues to host the most oddly named parties with the Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011 – Richard Mille Toasts Fox Searchlight Films party held at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The invites must have been the size of a legal pad to fit all that in. Onward, fabulous soldiers....