Not that she ever really strayed too far from the Versace aesthetic of attention-getting clothes for party girls, celebrities and the occasional rebellious socialite, but with this collection Donatella is making a firm and solid declaration of what Versace has always been about. With its...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

You’re all well-trained minions, aren’t you? You know the drill: Tom Ford Flagship Store Opening in Beverly Hills, celebs posing for pictures, bitchy people on the internet offering opinions no one asked for. We good? Okay. Let’s move ‘em on out, people. Amber Valetta...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

  Vogue Italia February 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Black Allure” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Edward Enninful Models: Ajak Deng, Chanel Iman, Arlenis Sosa Peña, Jourdan Dunn, Melodie Monrose, Lais Ribeiro, Rose Cordero, Mia Aminata Niaria, Sessilee Lopez, Joan Smalls...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...

  Leighton Meester, appearing on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in Versace.     Versace Resort 2011 Collection Model: Ginta Lapina      There’s been a sudden reversal of her fashion fortunes lately and the girl who provided endless fodder for bitchy red...

Miss Lucy Liu made the April 2009 cover of Vogue China in a spring ’09 Cavalli frock…   …and she rocks the hell out of it. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2009 Collection Model: Anna Selezneva It’s a very editorial dress and it’s not going to look very good in most...

M.I.A. in Manish Arora Spring 2009 M.I.A. in House of Holland Spring 2009 Such a demure young lady, basking in the glow of impending motherhood. To be perfectly blunt (and a little serious) when we see celebrities that dress like this, our only thought is “Her self esteem must be in the...

Shelley O’s one-shoulder inaugural gown may not have set us on fire, but we can’t deny the First Lady’s right on trend. As with any trend, it works only depending on how it’s utilized. Let’s go to the tape, shall we? Alberta Ferretti, Bottega Veneta, Calvin...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...

Hey, remember this? Well good ol’ Jeffrey was ahead of the curve on this trend. He didn’t invent it and it’s not exactly new, but lately, we’re seeing more and more exposed zippers on the runway. From the functional: Narciso Rodriguez To the purely decorative (LOVE...

Miss Heidi is featured in the December issue of In Style magazine and on the one hand, she shows why she’s a supermodel, but on the other hand, she’s still wearing too many outfits cut all the way up to her cooch. Plus, she apparently gave the art department a workout because some...

It’s not like we’re her biggest fans in the world but one thing’s for sure: Jennifer Lopez knows how to wear the hell out of clothes. As proof, we offer these images from her Elle magazine editorial where she models, among others, PR perennials Diane von Furstenberg and...

Posh goes out of the house looking like Flintstones Barbie: The dress is pretty bad and yeah, the Hermès bag and Versace shoes are way too matchy-match, but we can’t help it. We think she’s workin’ it. Probably because we love each of her accessories on their own, while at...

Kara Janx struggling mightily in a Santino Rice jumpsuit from Season 2. Like the swallows coming back to Capistrano, you can always count on some designer returning to that perennial non-classic, the jumpsuit and throwing a couple down the runway to see if they’ll stick. We’re...

Our new mascot, Sarah Jessica Parker appeared in a Vogue editorial this month promoting the new Sex and the City movie with her Mr. Big, Chris Noth. In short, it’s freaking fabulous. This, to us, is what fashion is really all about; taking the clothes off the runway and making them...

Yeah, yeah. We’re talking about her too much. All we have to say to that is we’re gay, the Sex and the City movie is opening and she always wears something worth discussing. Deal. Here’s the fictional Miss Bradshaw wearing a custom-made Versace at the Berlin premiere of...