It’s time to weigh in on yet another pressing fashion issue, you guys. Namely, mantoes: should the world be shielded from exposure to these highly contentious body parts or not? Consider: Versace Of course, this also opens up the floor to discussing the socks question as well....
Versace Spring 2012 Menswear CollectionWell isn’t this fun. For this collection, Versace took a look back at the good old days of Miami Vice and the house’s ever-present Greek key motif and baroque prints. But it’s not literal enough to be a strict redux attempt; this is more like Miami Vice by way of Jersey... Suave Boys at the Versace Menswear ShowChace Crawford, Darren Criss, Ryan Kwanten and Zachary Quinto attended the Versace spring 2012 fashion show in Milan and – brace yourselves, poodles – WE HAVE NOT ONE CRITICAL THING TO SAY ABOUT ANY OF THEM. Crazy! Okay, yes; hems. They’re problematic in some cases here. But... Sneak Peek at Versace for H&MThis one’s for the Versace-philes out there because it’s really the tiniest of sneak peeks. H&M announced that its next designer collaboration will be with the House That Gianni Built. Donatella, ever the impresaria, wore one of the H&M designs to take her bows on the... Emma Stone Covers ELLE MagazinePoodles, the celebrity hair-watching corner of the internet EXPLODED with excitement when Emma Stone dyed her hair red last week. We don’t blame them. The girl looks completely different depending on her hair color. She’d make a great fugitive from the law. Or a superhero with a... Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks for W MagazineJulia looks great on the cover, but Tom Hanks should sue because that’s quite possibly the least flattering picture of him ever taken. On Roberts: Dolce & Gabbana’s silk dress. Burberry belt. On Hanks: Tom Ford’s silk suit; Dolce & Gabbana’s cotton shirt. W Magazine June 2011... Cannes Watch: McAdams, Thurman, HayekDarlings, it’s about time we opened up a Cannes of bitchass on the red carpet, yes? Allons-y! Let’s select 3 ladies from the Opening Ceremony and the “Midnight In Paris” Premiere at the Palais des Festivals and tell them what they did wrong. Why? Because it’s... Glee Academy Screening and Q&ABecause we’ll never say no to page hits from Gleeks, here are some pics from something last night called the “Glee Academy Screening and Q&A,” which sounds straightforward, but we have no idea what the “Academy” refers to. Too confusing. Let’s look at... WERQ: Kate Hudson in VersaceKate Hudson attended the premiere of “Something Borrowed” in Hollywood in a Versace dress and we’ve gotta say, girl nailed it. We originally had this one set up as an “In or Out,” but she did such a good job here we switched formats at the last second and gave... 2011 White House Correspondents’ DinnerDarlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?... January Jones for W MagazineGiorgio Armani’s woven leather jacket and plissé knit gown. W Magazine May 2011 Issue “The Devil in Miss Jones” Photographed by Craig McDean Styled by Lori Goldstein Hair by Oribe Salon Miami Beach Makeup by Jeanine Lobell for Chanel Do you like Betty? She’s superficial,... January Jones for Marie Claire UKGucci Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Joan Smalls The Marie Claire UK May 2011 Issue features January Jones, who really needs to take more modeling jobs until Mad Men gets back on its feet. But first: On her role in Mad Men: “I’d done films, but never TV. I was hesitant... Evan Rachel Wood for L.A. TimesNina Ricci Lace Top. Vintage Chanel gloves. LA Times Magazine “Nobody’s Baby” By Leslie Gornstein Photographed by Mark Segal Styled by Joanne Blades “I like a very strong female character. Something different, something edgier, something challenging and, basically,... Versace Launches January J EyewearVersace has launched an eyewear capsule collection inspired by January Jones called “January J.” It is said to be inspired by ’50s and ’60s movie stars and her character Betty Draper on Mad Men. And before we get to the press release sound bites, we’d just like... Versace Fall 2011 Collection – MFWNot that she ever really strayed too far from the Versace aesthetic of attention-getting clothes for party girls, celebrities and the occasional rebellious socialite, but with this collection Donatella is making a firm and solid declaration of what Versace has always been about. With its... Vanity Fair Oscar Party – Part 2Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go. Anderson Cooper He looks adorable but his pants are too long. Anika Noni Rose RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she... Vanity Fair Oscar Party – Part 1If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look.... 2011 Oscars Red Carpet – Part 1Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011 We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein... Tom Ford Store Opening in Beverly HillsYou’re all well-trained minions, aren’t you? You know the drill: Tom Ford Flagship Store Opening in Beverly Hills, celebs posing for pictures, bitchy people on the internet offering opinions no one asked for. We good? Okay. Let’s move ‘em on out, people. Amber Valetta... 2011 Grammy Awards Red Carpet – Part 1Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but... Vogue Italia: The Black Allure EditorialVogue Italia February 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Black Allure” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Edward Enninful Models: Ajak Deng, Chanel Iman, Arlenis Sosa Peña, Jourdan Dunn, Melodie Monrose, Lais Ribeiro, Rose Cordero, Mia Aminata Niaria, Sessilee Lopez, Joan Smalls... |