This isn’t even a tough one, but there’s a reason we’re throwing it out to y’all.   Lana Del Rey attends Echo Awards 2012 in Berlin in a Giorgio Armani gown paired with a Versace necklace. Giorgio Armani Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Emily Senko It’s very...

Darlings, it was the biggest motion picture event since the last really big motion picture event! The Hunger Games premiere! The first in a series of DOZENS, no doubt. Which is good for some of these kids, because they clearly need some assistance on the style front. We promise this is the...

Harper’s wants you to know that Mila Kunis is fabulous, no matter how wretchedly ancient she is.   Mila Kunis covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Julia Von Boehm. Hair: Duffy for Sebastian Proffesional;...

Lea Michele models the latest in beachwear for Prestige magazine: Lea Michele featured in the March 2012 issue of Prestige Hong Kong magazine photographed by Darren Tieste and styled by Paris Libby. Makeup: Frascesca Tolo for Cloutier Remix. Hair: John D for Tenfold Talent.   Who’s...

This review’ll just work better if we do it stream of consciousness-style. Goth chick meets sexy, armored Boudicea warrior meets Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, with bold graphic elements married to typically Versace elements of glitz, glitter, and religious symbols. Hey, that wasn’t...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

Hit it, Brits and the people who like to receive awards from them! Adele in Burberry Hey there, Georgy Girl. We feel like she’s entering Flo Welch territory. Not only has she locked herself into a look, but she settled on one that, like Flo’s, is a bit aging and grandiose....

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Some gal who bears a passing resemblance to Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Harper’s.   Gwyneth Paltrow featured in the March 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson. Pretty girl. We wonder who she is. Must suck for her to look almost, but...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

LOVELOVELOVE IT. It’s fun, it’s unapologetic, it’s Versace all the way. Sexy, flamboyant and still very masculine; sort of an ode to to the good old days of Gianni. Because if everyone was tasteful and low-key, how boring would the world be, darlings? Let’s hear it for...

Is it too early to declare the B&W getups to officially be a “thing” at the Paris Couture shows? Because Cameron was rocking them and now it appears that Diane is too. Let’s go to the tape.   Diane Kruger attends the Chanel Spring 2012 Couture Show. Chanel Pre-Fall...

We’ve given Elizabeth a hard time on the red carpet before. We couldn’t actually tell you why, because she doesn’t have a personal style that actually registers to us or stays in our memory. We just remember not really loving her red carpet choices pretty consistently. And...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

You’re all going to kill us for featuring this, aren’t you?     Dolce & Gabbana Justin Bieber featured in the ‘Spring 2012′ issue of V Magazine photographed by Inez Van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin and styled by Nicola Formichetti.   But hey,...

The good news, if you missed out on the frenzy last time or even if you indulged in it and want to do it again, is that Versace is returning to H & M with a cruise (or resort) collection, to go on sale online on January 19th. The bad news is, H&M doesn’t have e-commerce in the...

These two represent one of our rare pop culture 180s. We don’t want to use the word loathe, but when each of them burst onto the scene we had an immediate dislike in each case. Their collision under the spotlights only furthered our irrational dislike.   Katy Perry and Russell...

Darlings, let’s close out International Skinny Blonde White Woman Day by shining a spotlight on the current biggest skinny blonde white woman around.   Lady Gaga featured in the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Stylist: Nichola...