Darlings, your pretty of the day, it is here. A little stark, a little scary, and a little in need of mascara at the moment, but nonetheless, very pretty. It’s a shame they’re running this in the September issue, because it would make one kickass Halloween editorial. The shot...

We’re not quite sure which of her alters Chloe chose for the night, but one thing’s for sure: Chloë Sevigny attends The Cinema Society & Manifesto Yves Saint Laurent screening of ‘Lawless’ in New York City in a Versace Jeans Couture dress. Versace Jeans Couture...

Gwennie thinks pink, and looks fabulous doing it.    Gwen Stefani is featured in the September 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Lori Goldstein. On her style: “I’ve always been a girl who loves to dress up. I already put my makeup...

T Lo obsession Chloe Sevigny landed herself the cover of OUT:   Top by Opening Ceremony. Underwear by Calvin Klein Underwear. Boxing handwraps and gloves by Everlast. Chloë Sevigny covers the latest issue of OUT magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Grant Woolhead....

  Taking inspiration from the Tarot, and fooling around with the concepts of deconstruction and reconstruction, Atelier Versace offered up a collection far more elegant and less out-there than last season’s. “Elegant” isn’t usually a word that springs to mind with...

“We Will Rock You” by Queen was the runway music, and the message couldn’t have been louder or clearer once the clothes hit the lights: it’s all glam superheroes and wrestlers for the Versace Spring 2013 Mens collection. Flashy, body-conscious to an insane degree, and –...

Like so many others – Blanchett, Swinton, Saldana (okay, maybe not that many others ) – Lucy Liu is in that rarefied group of people we find it very difficult to criticize. In fact, when one of our PhD-level dress-wearers puts something on that isn’t working for us, we tend...

You know what? We’re feeling magnanimous today. Because even though our first thought upon viewing this was to make fun of it, we’re going to try and be a little open-minded.   Selena Gomez launches her debut fragrance at Macy’s Herald Square in New York City in Versace....

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. We don’t normally say that about actress editorials, but this is a really good one; sharp, stylish, moody, and totally lesbi-sexy in a “Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger” kinda way. These two play very well off...

Reese still tops our Irrational Celebrity Hate List, but we’ve gotta give the girl some props. Lately, she’s been killing it with the maternity looks and offering a Master Class on how the prego ladystar should dress for public appearances. Reese Witherspoon attends...

Darlings, the stars came down from the sky for a very good cause. Let’s show our appreciation by critiquing their clothes!   Berenice Bejo in Giambattista Valli Couture Absolutely gorgeous. We’re not crazy about the shoulders, but this more than makes up for that monstrosity...

Darlings, let’s pit Freida Pinto against her nemesis, who for the purposes of this experiment, we will call Schmeida Schminto. First, Freida: Freida Pinto attends the Opening Ceremony and screening of “Moonrise Kingdom” at Cannes in a Michael Angel gown paired with Chopard...

Early morning services will begin with Miss Jane Fonda, as she delivers the homily.   Jane Fonda attends opening ceremony during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in an Atelier Versace gown paired with Chopard diamond earrings and ring from the Animal World collection. Atelier Versace Fall...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out your day and send you off into an evening of serenity and peaceful slumber. Also, hot semi-naked guys. Karlie Kloss straps on some amazing gowns and poses with some top American male olympians for Annie Leibovitz and the pages of Vogue. Close...

We couldn’t do another Pairs Division post on the Smith-Pinkett-Smiths because it was getting a little played out and because he wore another poorly fitted suit again and how many times can we have that particular conversation with him, darlings? Besides, the lady deserves the spotlight...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

There’s a ton of Avengers premiere pictures in the pipeline for today, but for now, we’d like to single out Miss Scarlett (in the conservatory, with the knife).  We’ve given her a hard time for the past year or so because it looked to us like her divorce had left her...

Penelope shows off her “SEXY HAIR” for Harper’s. She also shows off her “BOOBS” but they didn’t get a cover credit. Apparently, her hair has a better publicist than her boobs.   Penelope Cruz featured in the May 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar...

Ri straps on the Versace and Armani and shoots her critics in the face. Rihanna featured in the May 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Tom Munro and styled by Joe Zee.   On her breakup with Chris Brown: “It gave me guns. I was like, well, fuck. They know more about me than I...

Charlize takes a moment to say, “Excuse me, world. You may have momentarily forgotten that I am fierce as shit.”   Charlize Theron covers the May 2012 issue of Vogue UK in a Versace dress and Jimmy Choo shoes, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier and styled by Lucinda...

Okay, the last dose of daily pretty weirded everyone out, so maybe this one will do the job. Pretty clothes and dream-like pictures. Also: weird sunglasses. Enjoy, darlings.   Vogue Italia March 2012 Editorial: “A Lady In Spring” Model: Marie Piovesan Photographer: Paolo...