J Lo gets the “Xena, Warrior Stripper” treatment in the pages of Harper’s. But first, she wants to be the gift that keeps on giving.   Jennifer Lopez covers the February 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Katja Rahlwes and styled by Jodie...

Nicki Minaj at the New Year’s Eve Party at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and Versace jewelry. Hervé Léger Metallic Bandage Dress Christian Louboutin Pumps     [Photo Credit: WireImage, nordstrom.com,...

Miss Uma is rocking the shit out this suit and we are swooning, because we’re huge proponents of ladypants on the red carpet.   Uma Thurman attends the premiere of ‘Playing For Keeps’ in New York City in Atelier Versace. Simple and classic. We’re not in love with...

Seven am editorial meeting, T Lo Bitchery International Headquarters: T: Let’s do a post on Biel in the Versace. Lo: Oh, that’s TOTALLY a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” post. T: Really? I’m thinking exactly the opposite. That’s totally her dress. Lo:...

A computer simulation of Gwyneth Paltrow graces the cover of InStyle UK. Gwyneth Paltrow covers the January 2012 issue of InStyle UK Magazine in a Jil Sander coat. That is some Gollum-level CGI going on there. Jil Sander Fall 2012 Collection Inside, Gwyneth tells us all about her life. Again....

Velvet gowns, darlings. They’re tough as hell to pull off, even for the preternaturally thin. Uma Thurman attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in an Atelier Versace gown. But we’ve gotta say, Miss Uma’s coming damn close to making it happen here. It helps that: The...

Cute! Almost! Le sigh. We have problems, which we will now point out to you. Chloë Moretz shines on her way to the Designer Pudsey Bear Collection 2012 charity auction in London in a Versace dress and MaxMara Sorte Camel Coat. Versace Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Lena Hardt She took a very...

We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Heidi Klum is slowly emerging from her dress chrysalis, you guys.     Heidi Klum attends the MTV Europe Music Awards 2012 in Frankfurt am Main, Germany in a Versace gown paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Versace Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Katlin Aas Oh, Fraulein. Never...

Oh, Penny. Honey, no. You’ve got to know when to step away from a garment.   Penelope Cruz attends ‘Venuto al mondo’ photocall in Rome in a Versace leather trench coat dress paired with Jimmy Choo pumps. Jimmy Choo Eros Platform Leather Pump It’s a shame, because...

Penelope Cruz attends the premiere of her new movie ‘Twice Born’ in Rome in a vintage Versace gown paired with Chopard jewelry.     [Photo Credit: Kika...

Darlings, we’ve been remiss in bringing you a Pretty of the Day in order to get you all centered and serene and shit. Allow us to rectify. With Vogue China, a buttload of couture, and a title like “Simply Elegant,” there’s not much left for us to say, is there? Enjoy,...

Y’know, we were never really on the Brad Pitt Love Train. Sure, he’s a very good-looking man, but he never really did it for us, in terms of pants-moving. Still, even we were appalled at how bad he looks here.   Brad Pitt is featured in the October/November 2012 issue of...

Darlings, if a picture is worth a thousand words, then we don’t really have to say much about the following, do we?   Lady Gaga meets Donatella Versace in Milan, Italy. Lady Gaga was in town to perform a live gig on her ‘Born This Way’ tour. Donatella should just go...

Okay, enough crazy shit. Let’s look at some capital-F FASHION, ladies. And as always, if you want to look at some capital-F FASHION, it’s probably a good idea to turn to Miss Lucy Liu. Lucy Liu attends the HBO’s Annual Emmy Awards Post Awards Reception in an Atelier Versace...

We crapped all over Claire’s Emmy win by devoting space to how ugly we thought her dress was. We have no doubt that she spent most of yesterday in tears because of it. Claire honey, let us do you a solid. Claire Danes covers the November 2012 issue of FLARE magazine wearing a dress by...

Dearly beloved, let us start the day off with a prayer.   Lucy Liu attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Versace dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and a Giuseppe Zanotti clutch. Versace Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Lindsey Wixson Amen.   Oh, and you WERQ that...

We don’t know, you guys. Katie’s looking a little scary to us right now.   Harper’s Baazar Russia October 2012 Issue Editorial: “Elementary Holmes” Photographer: Gilles Bensimon Stylist: Natalia Alverdian Hair: Sebastian Scolarici Makeup: Christian McCulloch...

Oh, PennyChica. This is so wrong.   Penelope Cruz attends the premiere of ‘Twice Born’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in a vintage Atelier Versace gown paired with Swarovski jewelry. First, there’s the Barbie-Pink color. That’s not working...

The thing with Kate Hudson, when you’re a bitchy fashion blogger, is that, over time and without you realizing it, you develop an attitude towards her; an attitude that can only be summed up as, “Okay, fine, Kate Hudson. What? What do you want?” We have a feeling every...

Darlings, your pretty of the day, it is here. A little stark, a little scary, and a little in need of mascara at the moment, but nonetheless, very pretty. It’s a shame they’re running this in the September issue, because it would make one kickass Halloween editorial. The shot...