Jessica Chastain attends the premiere of ‘Behind The Candelabra’ during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Versace white gown with cape accessorized with a sapphire and diamond sautoir and ring by Bulgari from Elizabeth Taylor’s personal jewelry collection. Sapphire and...

Jane Fonda attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Versace. Versace Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke     [Photo Credit: getty,...

If we saw these two walking down the street, we’d say, “What a chic, cute, obviously-in-love couple! Shame about their hair, though.”   Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban enjoy a lunch date at the Cannes Palais Agora restaurant in Cannes. Versace Large Signature Leather Tote...

Selena Gomez attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in an Atelier Versace couture gown Kristian Aadnevik sheer dress accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes and Neil Lane jewelry. Atelier Versace Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous (WOMEN)       [Photo...

We appreciate the thinking behind this one:   Elizabeth Banks attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in an Atelier Versace dress paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Atelier Versace Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Vika Falileeva (VIVA) Brian Atwood Ankle...

Nina Dobrev attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in a Versace dress paired with a Jimmy Choo clutch, Rupert Sanderson pumps, and Susan Foster Fine Jewelry.     [Photo Credit: Marco...

Khaleesi should not wear Versace dresses the color of old panties. It is known.   Emilia Clarke makes an appearance on the ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ show in a Versace dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood sandals. Versace Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Andreea Diaconu...

In the interests of offering positive reinforcement to style-challenged celebrities, a principle held in high regard here at T Lo Celebrity Soothing, Int’l., we offer the following Public Service Announcement:   Christina Aguilera attends the screening of NBC’s ‘The...

We are one hundred percent behind the idea of ladystars sporting massive weaponry on the red carpet. It’s the season’s must-have accessory! Or it should be, at least. Uma Thurman attends the Moet & Chandon and FilmAid Asia Power of Film Gala in Hong Kong in a custom Versace...

We’re not feeling this:   Mila Kunis attends the premiere of ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ in Moscow, Russia in an custom Atelier Versace dress. It’s not awful. And she obviously has the bod for the dress. In fact, we’re impressed with its ability to make her...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Miss Halle is serving up the very best of ’80s nighttime soap opera vixen realness:   Halle Berry attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Versace gown. You WERQ the SHIT out of that Dominique Devereux drag, Miss Thing! Two snaps up and a Champagne flute in a fireplace, girl!  ...

We don’t want to over-WERQ this poor girl – and if you’d told us a week ago that we’d be double-WERQing Selena Gomez in the near future, we would have laughed loud and long – but as much as we tried to resist the impulse to snap and roll our necks, we’re...

Selena got herself a Nylon Mag cover and we all know what that means: a party in her honor and a really showy Versace dress. In this instance it’s the most Frankendress-y dress we’ve ever seen. A Frankendress to out-Frankendress all other Frankendresses.   Selena Gomez...

J Lo went to lunch and the press treated it like the Queen of England rode into town on a unicorn. Which is as it should be, really. Jennifer Lopez in Beverly Hills in a Versace ensemble paired with a Valentino clutch. Valentino Animal Rock Star Studded Clutch Everyone in the restaurant stood...

Even when it’s not tight and short, Fraulein Heidi still manages to almost flash her hoo-ha.   Heidi Klum makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in a Jean Paul Gaultier dress accessorized with Versace booties. Versace Lace-up Bootie It’s kind of a...

  Attention whores and slutty boys to the runway, please! As always, the Versace men’s collection is not for the faint of heart, nor for those who want to appeal to them. It’s all PRINTS ! and CHECKS! and SHOULDERS! and FUR! and ABS! with this crowd.  And yes, your eyes did...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Claire wisely brought her own wind machine with her:   Claire Danes attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in an Atelier Versace gown. And wouldn’t you, if you had had her killer head of hair? We’re more than over the standard red gown, but we have to give the lady some props....

J Lo gets the “Xena, Warrior Stripper” treatment in the pages of Harper’s. But first, she wants to be the gift that keeps on giving.   Jennifer Lopez covers the February 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Katja Rahlwes and styled by Jodie...