Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Katy Perry attends the 2013 Delete Blood Cancer Gala in New York City in a Vera Wang gown accessorized with a Judith Leiber clutch, Jimmy Choo heels, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Vera Wang Printed Strapless Ruched Mermaid Gown     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

As far as we’re concerned, if you’re going to do a bridal collection, do something to make it just a tiny bit interesting. That’s why Vera Wang is synoynmous with high-end bridal wear; because, love the results or hate them, she always does something interesting with it....

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

The undisputed master of bridal released her Fall 2013 collection and once again, we’re turning the discussion over to the ladykittens. It’s not that we can’t look at these dresses and form opinions, it’s just that we have absolutely no feel for what women want or look...

Hit it, hookers!   Allison Janney in Calvin Klein Elegant. And her hair looks great.   Ellie Kemper in Moschino We’d like it a lot better without the neck ruffle, which takes a pretty decent dress (although a little plain) into twee territory.     Jayma Mays in...

Moving right along…   Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 We said the other day that she tends to dress a little old for her age, but this brilliant green really pops and she looks amazing. Jewelry’s a little half-assed, though.   Anna Chlumsky in custom...

We loved this collection, titled “Out of India.” There’s a restrained sense of opulence here that really appeals to us and serves as a counterpoint to Marchesa’s more exuberantly opulent Indian-inspired collection. Love the brilliant greens, blues, and golds, as well...

Gwennie thinks pink, and looks fabulous doing it.    Gwen Stefani is featured in the September 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Lori Goldstein. On her style: “I’ve always been a girl who loves to dress up. I already put my makeup...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out your day and send you off into an evening of serenity and peaceful slumber. Also, hot semi-naked guys. Karlie Kloss straps on some amazing gowns and poses with some top American male olympians for Annie Leibovitz and the pages of Vogue. Close...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day: Vera Wang’s all-red bridal collection, for whores and jezebels. Oh, we’re just teasing. Actually we love and support the movement to take the bridal look away from its paternalistic, judgmental, sex-phobic origins of labeling women...

Katy’s been making the post-divorce rounds during Paris Fashion Week, offering up an array of highly photogenic outfits designed to keep her in the public eye. Attagirl. Let’s take a look, shall we?   Katy Perry arrives at the Viktor & Rolf Fall 2012 show.  Viktor &...

We have problems with a couple of things here* and that should technically disqualify this from being a WERQ, but once we saw Viola KILLING IT as well as SHUTTING IT DOWN in this stunning green color and sans wig, we had no choice… … but to shout “GURL! WERQ!” roll our...

It’s the morning of our seventh straight day of running from one end of Manhattan to the other, trying to fit in every show we’ve been invited to, and it’s finally happened: we’ve hit the wall. We expect to see a “spotted in the tents” item that goes like...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

We are at a loss for words. No, really. Just look:   U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama at 2011 Kennedy Center Honors in Washington in custom Vera Wang. What else can you say to that but “Brava, Shelley. BRAVA.” Someone needs to tell the guy on the...

SJP traveled to the magical land of Australia to pole-dance for that movie that flopped over here months ago, poor thing. To make what must have been a dreary task more fun, Sarah got her crazy on. Let’s break it down.   Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the Melbourne premiere of...