Tiny little fashion sprite Chloë Moretz is  featured in the latest issue of Vanity Fair Italia, darlings. And she looks adorable. Just a kid playing dressup and posing with a giant key. Can’t we all relate?   Those silver shoes are KILLA.   [Photo Credit: vanityfair.it via...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

“For the first time ever, Vanity Fair pits three of Hollywood’s most fascinating leading men against one another for that signature illuminating interrogation of ours, the Proust Questionnaire…” Oh, who cares. We know our kittens and they’re all about the visual. Well,...

As you gaze at this cover, keep in mind two things: Paris Hilton featured in the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair Spain. One: Paris Hilton is now almost totally irrelevant. Two: You just found your Holiday game! All you need is a printer and a dartboard! You’re welcome!   [Photo...

Darlings, let’s close out International Skinny Blonde White Woman Day by shining a spotlight on the current biggest skinny blonde white woman around.   Lady Gaga featured in the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Stylist: Nichola...

We’ve been holding off on this one for days now because every time we looked at it, we said “I’ve got nothing to say about it except it’s a bad picture of her.” But this morning we said to hell with it. You know what? We WILL post it just to point out that we...

Vanity Fair has a bunch of pretty pictures  featuring the stars and costumes from Madonna’s upcoming directorial debut, W.E., about the lives of Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. James D’Arcy and Andrea Riseborough as the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, photographed at West Wycombe...

Celebrities are not like us, darlings. Not exactly a profound statement but one that bears revisiting right now. Because you see, when non-celebrities go through breakups, they turn to friends and family to help them make sense of what just happened, get them drunk, co-sign on the Ben &...

Emma Stone gives both great face and great bod on the cover of Vanity Fair and suddenly, we want to head to the beach and look fabulous. Emma Stone covers the august issue of Vanity Fair in a striped bikini by Marc by Marc Jacobs photographed by Patrick Demarchelier. Marc by Marc Jacobs...

Tits McHonkerboobs displayed her secondary sexual characteristics to an eager audience of millions of Vanity Fair readers. Because muppets weren’t enough for her. Vanity Fair June 2011 Issue Editorial: “Katy Perry’s Grand Tour” Photographer: Annie Liebowitz Stylist:...

  Rob Lowe featured in the May issue of Vanity Fair photographed by Annie Leibowitz. We seem to be saying this a lot lately but Rob Lowe never really did it for us. In a very general sense, most male celebrities don’t tend to do it for us because the standard model – a pretty...

Carmen Dell’Orefice for Vanity Fair Italia Photographed by Ruven Afandor Styled by Anna Brambilla If a picture’s worth a thousand words, we should probably just shut up right about now but the divine Carmen tends to inspire sonatas of praise. We’ll just say this: She just...

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Vanity Fair continues to host the most oddly named parties with the Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011 – Richard Mille Toasts Fox Searchlight Films party held at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The invites must have been the size of a legal pad to fit all that in. Onward, fabulous soldiers....

During our standard morning editorial meeting (coffee, us, and three cats), Lo says to T, “Say, T,” he says, “Why don’t we do a post on the Vanity Fair annual Hollywood cover, which just came out?” “Lo, my darling,” replied T, “Is it another...

Jon Hamm and January Jones got their mid-century drag on to be photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair . They were expertly styled by Michael Roberts using mostly current looks to evoke the early ’60s clothing the two wear so well on Mad Men. Isaac Mizrahi dress Valentino...