Ashley Bell in Catherine Deane   So bland it’s practically invisible.       Ashley Tisdale in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Ditto. Chaka Khan Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we’ll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we...

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

Well. That happened. It was an Oscars ceremony punctuated by moments of sappiness, bitchiness, long stretches of nothingness, and the occasional glimpse of craziness. The critics will (or maybe already have) declare it the Worst Oscars Broadcast in Years (or Possibly Ever), but they say that...

Vanity Fair continues to host the most oddly named parties with the Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011 – Richard Mille Toasts Fox Searchlight Films party held at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The invites must have been the size of a legal pad to fit all that in. Onward, fabulous soldiers....

Valentino Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) Interview Magazine March 2011 Issue Amanda SEYFRIED By Justin Timberlake Photography: Mikael Jansson Saucer-eyed beauty and potential upcoming Girl of the Moment Amanda Seyfried gets the Interview Mag treatment with the release of her Red...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

  Vogue Italia February 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Black Allure” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Edward Enninful Models: Ajak Deng, Chanel Iman, Arlenis Sosa Peña, Jourdan Dunn, Melodie Monrose, Lais Ribeiro, Rose Cordero, Mia Aminata Niaria, Sessilee Lopez, Joan Smalls...

Pier Paolo Piccioli said “it’s time to go back to elegance” and this collection couldn’t be a better example of that. Less is indeed more here, but there’s still a sense of romanticism that calls to mind classic Valentino. Lots of sheer, pleats, ruffles and tiers...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...

The lady stars came out for HBO’s “Big Love” Season 5 premiere (Lorenzo is salivating for the new season) at The Directors Guild of America in Los Angeles and they all seem to have coordinated their outfits so each of them looks as different from the others as possible....

  The latest collection by Pier Paolo Piccioli and Maria Grazia Chiuri for Valentino is called “Techno Couture” and with one glance, you can immediately see some of the house’s iconic and overtly feminine motifs: roses, ruffles, and bows. The palette is subdued, with...

  Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture Spring 2009 She must’ve shit herself when she saw Anne Hathaway’s dress but she really should have shit herself when she saw what her hairstylist did. Jessica Biel in Prada The dress is just okay. Love the jewelry, hate the hair. Amanda...

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Shelley O’s one-shoulder inaugural gown may not have set us on fire, but we can’t deny the First Lady’s right on trend. As with any trend, it works only depending on how it’s utilized. Let’s go to the tape, shall we? Alberta Ferretti, Bottega Veneta, Calvin...

Kara Janx struggling mightily in a Santino Rice jumpsuit from Season 2. Like the swallows coming back to Capistrano, you can always count on some designer returning to that perennial non-classic, the jumpsuit and throwing a couple down the runway to see if they’ll stick. We’re...

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attend the after party for The Cinema Society and Mulberry Host THINKFilm’s New York Premiere of “Then She Found Me” at Nobu 57. Before we go any further we should point out that Sarah is wearing a $8.98 dress from her Bitten line:...