No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

The Audreybot continues her rampage across Europe, turning her cold robot eyes toward Italy. Once again, she switches back and forth between “pretty princess” and “Blade Runner extra.”   Rooney Mara attends the “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. Saoirse Ronan, in couture, paying homage to the Aesthetic Movement, or as Vogue puts it, “Saoirse Ronan embodies the romantic nineteenth-century muse.” We don’t know about that, but she sure looks pretty amazing. Enjoy,...

Jessica goes for a theme look without being obvious about it. Jessica Biel attends the premiere of “New Year’s Eve” at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Vika Falileeva (EXCLUSIVE) Because if your movie, entitled New...

Little Sarah is off to her first day of school and she got dressed all by herself!   Sarah Jessica Parker heading to “Live with Kelly” to promote her new movie “New Year’s Eve” in New York City. SJP wears a Valentino dress and coat, Jimmy Choo shoes, and...

Darlings, it was the premiere of  “New Year’s Eve” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California and virtually none of the men could find a suit that fit them! It’s time we shined a light on this horrible state of affairs in Hollywood. Apparently, there...

Darlings, to set you sailing straight into your weekend, here’s your pretty: a megashot of couture from Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Close your eyes and pretend you’re a slightly crazed woman with a huge mansion and a ton of couture, whose only purpose in life is to stand or...

Darlings, let’s close out International Skinny Blonde White Woman Day by shining a spotlight on the current biggest skinny blonde white woman around.   Lady Gaga featured in the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Stylist: Nichola...

Okay, girls. Grab your coffee and meet us in the conference room. We have issues to discuss. Elizabeth Olsen attends IFP’s 21st annual Gotham Independent Film awards in New York City in Valentino. Valentino Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge We were checking out the wires,...

Even though some of the facial expressions border on creepy, there’s something very pretty and iconic about these pictures; like they depict the essence of young sisterhood; trying on clothes and whispering secrets. We hate to sound like Oldie McOlderson (and in our defense, we’re...

Darlings, let’s talk clutches. Specifically, let’s talk spring 2012 clutches. Like any good and stylish gay, we swoon over a killer clutch, so it would be impossible for us to pick our favorites here. You are encouraged to do so. You are also encouraged to play along with our...

Chloe Moretz for Interview magazine Photographed by Mikael Jansson Styled by Karl Temper Hair: Anthony Turner Using Tigi/Art Partner Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo Model: Curtis Johnson Oh, gross. Bad enough they have to tart up a girl who reached puberty only a year or so ago so that she looks a...

We’re not feeling this Annie look, dolls.   Anne Hathaway attends the Princess Grace Awards Gala in New York City in a Valentino couture gown paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Valentino Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Allaire Heisig (FORD) Christian Louboutin Pumps...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Florence Welch covers the October 2011 issue of Interview magazine photographed by Craig McDean and styled by Karl Templer. “I was always that girl growing up who you could find dancing down the supermarket aisle.”   We feature a TON of celebrity fashion editorials here, but...

Oooh, this is kind of fun. Sure, restaging iconic scenes from movies is kind of overdone in the world of fashion editorials, but this just hits all our buttons. Harper’s Bazaar collaborated with Martin Scorsese and recast some of his most famous films using today’s stars wearing...

Diane tries on clothes and tells us about her life. T Lo form opinions on both and cast her in an imaginary movie. Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Jac Diane Kruger featured in the October issue of InStyle UK Photographed by Ben Watts Styled by Amanda Bellan On her style: “I...

Darlings, it’s a holiday here in America but that doesn’t mean our international Bitter Kittens (as well as our American Bitter Kittens with no plans for the day) should go without our bitchery. Let’s do another red carpet rundown of various film festival looks, shall we?...

Since her last attempt was way too complicated for its own good, it’s nice to see Zoe turn toward the K.I.S.S. principle for her latest look: Zoe Saldana attends the screening of “Colombiana” in Los Angeles in a Valentino dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and a...