We know what you’re all going to say. Elizabeth Olsen attends the 2012 Grand Chefs Dinner in NYC in a Valentino gown. Valentino Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Frida Gustavsson (IMG) The Row Shoulder Bag Go ahead. You know you want to. “Sister-wife.” There. Now you don’t...

A digitally remastered version of Cammie graces the cover of InStyle magazine. Cameron Diaz featured in the May 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Liz Collins and styled by Samira Nasr. Hair: Sebastien Richard. Makeup: Gucci Westman. Dress by Valentino.   Valentino Spring...

Looking at these pics of Jessica Chastain (featured in the April issue of Vogue Italia, photographed by Michelangelo di Battista and styled by Alice Gentilucci), a wave of nostalgia swept over us unexpectedly. Remember awards season, darlings? Remember when she treated us to an array of...

  Rachel Zoe Yes, the crocus is blooming, but let’s cast our fashion minds forward to the next time the weather turns cold and the leaves go out in a blaze of glory. Winter whites, darlings: cool, creamy, and sophisticated, they’re a defiant shot of light in the midst of a...

Hi Kathy! You probably hate being called Kathy, right? Who cares? Let’s get a look at you. Valentino Rockstud Leather Tote Yes! We saw the bag! Well done. Also, not that you care what we think, this outfit is kinda retro-cute. We like tone-on-tone because it can be flattering and it...

Okay, the last dose of daily pretty weirded everyone out, so maybe this one will do the job. Pretty clothes and dream-like pictures. Also: weird sunglasses. Enjoy, darlings.   Vogue Italia March 2012 Editorial: “A Lady In Spring” Model: Marie Piovesan Photographer: Paolo...

Darlings, here’s your end-of-the-day shot of pretty. If you’re phobic about clowns, you might want to scroll quickly, however. But the clothes are gorgeous, we promise! Vogue Paris April 2012 – Haute Couture Model: Natasha Poly Photographer: Mario Sorrenti Stylist:...

  Valentino It makes a certain amount of sense when you think about. The world economy remains a frightening, unsteady thing, so of course the runways wind up clogged with a bunch of models who look like wallpaper in Versailles. Aquilano.Rimondi Balmain Dolce & Gabbana Giles Marchesa...

It must be so weird to have to continue poledancing for a movie after you failed to win the Oscar for the part. This concludes our “Feeling Sorry for Wealthy International Stars” portion of the day. It’s best to get through it early so we can spend the rest of the day being...

We feel an observation about Katherine Heigl coming on. Stand back. Katherine Heigl on her way to lunch in LA. Valentino Rockstud Leather Tote Actually, two observations. 1) She really, really likes showy outerwear (and to be fair, has pretty good taste in it). 2) She never quite mastered...

We are, of course, divided over this very important issue. Lorenzo looks at the following items, which can only be called man-clutches (although that sounds dirty), and squeals “I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE!” Tom, in response, shifts uncomfortably in his seat, the way any longtime...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

This is a really cynical, kinda bitchy thing to say, but … well, we can’t find a way to finish that sentence. Our point: Blake Lively attends Godiva’s “The Sweetest Story Ever Told Sweepstakes” in Valentino. Shoes by Christian Louboutin. We just don’t know what to do with a...

  Would you be able to tell, from looking at it, that over a thousand hours of labor went into the above dress? What exactly is haute couture supposed to look like? Pier Paolo Piccioli and Maria Grazia Chiuri have worked hard to redefine the Valentino name once they took over the house,...

We’re calling this “Girl That’s Not Your Dress” because “Girl, THOSE Aren’t Your DressES” sounds awkward and “Girl, That’s Not How You’re Supposed to Wear That Dress” is just too long and unwieldy. The point is:   Shailene...

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...