Allison Williams attends the 22nd Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karmen Pedaru (OUI)       [Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos,...

And for your final pretty of the day, current Broadway star Jessica Chastain gets a very plastic-looking cover for Marie Claire, but models some rather dramatic couture for the inside. She’s getting better at this modeling thing.   Jessica Chastain covers the December 2012 issue of...

Amanda gets the standard “Pretty-Girlditorial.” You know, pretty girl in pretty dresses, standing in a garden or in front of windows or next to a column or fireplace.   Vanity Fair December 2012 Issue Editorial: “Amanda For This Season” Photographer: Simon Emmet...

Darlings, we not only haven’t done a Pairs Division post in a good while, we also haven’t checked in on Miss Jen in far too long. If nothing else, we can all talk about the absolutely obnoxious engagement ring she’s sporting.   Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attend...

Dakota Fanning attends the screening of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′ in New York City. Dress and clutch by Valentino. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Caroline Brasch Nielsen (ELITE)     [Photo Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images,...

Vogue inexplicably chose one of the least flattering pictures of Anne Hathaway we’ve ever seen for the cover of its December issue:   Anne Hathaway covers the December 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz and styled by Tonne Goodman. Seriously. She looks...

We’re feeling the need, after all that ho-tastic Victoria’s Secret nonsense, for some simple, lady-like elegance. Keira? That’s your cue. Keira Knightley attends the ‘Anna Karenina’ New York Special Screening at Florence Gould Hall in New York City in a Valentino...

There is not one thing wrong with this look. Sheer perfection.   Jessica Alba attends the 1st annual Baby2Baby gala in Culver City, California in a Valentino gown paired with Harry Winston jewelry. Valentino Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Caroline Brasch Nielsen And if that’s not a...

Miss Olivia has been making the rounds, going to Important Events in attention-seeking dresses and getting her face out there. The very least we could do in the face of such dedication is to offer our opinions on the results, no? Walk with us.   Olivia Munn attends the 2012 Courage in...

And finally, darlings, for your Pretty of the Day, let’s all turn to How To Spend It magazine, with a fabulously lush homage to the fall 2012 baroque trend. Enjoy, dolls.   How To Spend It Magazine Editorial: “Ornate Expectations” Photographer: Andrew Yee Stylist:...

Darlings, we are ALIVE! There is a tree on top of a car outside and our power went out briefly a couple of times, but Hurricane Sandy’s effect on T Lo Manor was to mostly just keep us up all night. We were very, very lucky. How did the rest of the Bitter Kittens in the storm’s...

Vogue October 2012 Issue Editorial: “Poise And Passion” Photographer: Mario Testino Model: Keira Knightley Stylist: Grace Coddington Hair: Julien D’Ys Makeup: Stephane Marais Chanel Fall 2012 Couture Collection Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture Collection Armani Privé Fall...

We don’t know what it is about these two, but every time we see them together, it just feels like a short social obligation between non-stop, marathon fuck sessions.   Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber attend the 2012 ‘Take Home a Nude Benefit Art Auction’ at...

Miss Emma is betting her bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be sun, but we’re not sure we’re sold on this look:   Emma Stone attends ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration in Beverly Hills, California in a Valentino dress accessorized with a...

Rihanna gets another well-deserved cover and editorial in Vogue: Rihanna covers the November 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Inside, she says things that are bound to get people talking: On her relationship with Chris Brown: “The world hasn’t let go. They...

This dress is so ridiculous that we almost feel a Chloe’s Alters post is beside the point. But you know us; we’ll never miss an opportunity to meet another of Chloe’s alters. This one’s relatively straightforward.   Chloe Sevigny attends the premiere of...

Darlings, we’ve been remiss in bringing you a Pretty of the Day in order to get you all centered and serene and shit. Allow us to rectify. With Vogue China, a buttload of couture, and a title like “Simply Elegant,” there’s not much left for us to say, is there? Enjoy,...

We’ll say this for Miss Stacy: she definitely knows how to dress for the occasion. For instance:   Stacy Keibler attends the 4th Annual Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon Presented by Lifetime in a Theory dress accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes, Neil Lane earrings, and a...

Miss Rashida’s personal style, which can best be described as “Frumpy secretary crossed with Margot Kidder’s Lois Lane,” does not appeal to us, for the most part. So we should, if we were being perfectly fair, be singing her praises for wearing something like this:...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

We’ve taken Annie to task for trying to do some sort of airy-fairy, “Midsummer Night’s Hipster” by way of Michelle Williams sort of thing ever since she got her Fantine cut. It just wasn’t working for us. She’s more Liza than Mia, if you know what we mean....