We’d like to point out that we hated this dress last night and here we are, late in the day on our busiest day of the year, softening up a little bit. We are NOT cranky, tired bitches! We’re softies!   Sally Field attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Valentino red sheer...

We keep switching back and forth between the runway shot and the red carpet shot, muttering to each other, “How does she do that?”   Jennifer Aniston attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Valentino couture gown paired with a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch and Fred Leighton...

We’re so thrilled to have Rooney Mara back in our lives now that she’s got another movie poledance to undertake; not because she’s out favorite actress or anything, but because the lady seriously knows how to impact-dress. Behold: Rooney Mara attends the ‘Side...

We wish you all could have seen our faces when we caught sight of Adele last night.  The phrase “open-mouthed horror” springs to mind.   Adele attends the 2013 Grammy Awards in a Valentino couture dress. Valentino Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Meghan Collison (NEXT)...

J Law, come on down. You’re the next contestant on The Dress is Wrong.   Jennifer Lawrence attends The Hollywood Reporter Nominees’ Night 2013 Celebrating The 85th Annual Academy Award Nominees in Beverly Hills, California in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model:...

We haven’t judged Miss Annie in a while and since this is an eminently judgable look, we feel the need to give her the attention her ongoing poledance demands. Although truthfully, doesn’t it feel like she’s pulled back on the reins in the last couple of weeks? We suspect...

J Lo went to lunch and the press treated it like the Queen of England rode into town on a unicorn. Which is as it should be, really. Jennifer Lopez in Beverly Hills in a Versace ensemble paired with a Valentino clutch. Valentino Animal Rock Star Studded Clutch Everyone in the restaurant stood...

A little slice of Robb Stark for your Pretty of the Day, darlings.   Coat by Valentino | Tie by Thom Browne | Shirt by Turnbull & Asser | Trousers and Socks by J.Crew | Shoes by Church’s ‘Game of Thrones’ hottie Richard Madden is featured on Mr. Porter modeling...

Amber Heard attends The Art of Elysium 6th Annual ‘Heaven’ Gala Black Tie Charity Gala in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN)     [Photo Credit: style.com, Emiley Schweich/PR...

Let’s turn G,TNYD into a gameshow this time. Just for shits and giggles. Precious Unborn Fawns, COME ON DOWN! You’re the next contestant on Girl, That’s Not Your Dress! Now, who does this dress actually belong to, since it so clearly doesn’t belong to inexplicable...

We were going to classify this as a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” moment, but we reconsidered at the last minute.   Jennifer Lawrence attends the 38th Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards in a Valentino couture dress paired with Roger Vivier sandals and...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Okay, we’re going to compliment this look; we’re warning you now.   Lena Dunham attends the premiere of ‘Girls’ Season 2 in New York City in a Valentino jumpsuit. Valentino Strapless Jumpsuit Is it problematic? Of course, darlings. The pleated pants are an offense...

Oh, GURL.   Jennifer Lawrence attends People’s Choice Awards 2013 in a Valentino couture dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood diamond-encrusted black satin pumps, and Cartier jewelry. Valentino Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Fei Fei Sun (ELITE) Cartier Caresse D’Orchidées...

This dress is pretty, but it needs some serious styling to take it away from “sister-wife.” Abigail Spencer atttends the premiere of ‘Gangster Squad’ in Los Angeles in a Valentino dress paired with a Jimmy Choo clutch, Anita Ko earrings, and Giuseppe Zanotti sandals....

Carey Mulligan attend the ASMALLWORLD Gala Dinner for Alzheimer Society at the Gstaad Palace Hotel on December 15, 2012 in Gstaad, Switzerland. Valentino Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Marte Mei van Haaster (IMG)     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

This is kind of kicky and fun: Naomi Watts makes an appearance on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ in a Valentino jumpsuit paired with Jimmy Choo sandals.   Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Mackenzie Drazan (ELITE) Sure, it’s pleated, puffy pajamas paired with gold open-toed...

This is not getting a shout of “WERQ!” from us. You might ask why.   Dita Von Teese attends event at Cafe Royal in London in Valentino Couture dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Christian Louboutin Super Vic Pumps It’s because Miss Dita, in this outfit, is...

Lea Michele attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s and InStyle’s celebration of the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Season in West Hollywood, California in a Valentino gown paired with a Fendi clutch. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Suvi Koponen (NEXT)    ...

Allison Williams attends the 22nd Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karmen Pedaru (OUI)       [Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos,...