Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos attend the Unicef Snowflake Ball in New York City.     [Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/PR Photos, Stephen Lovekin/Getty...

Miss Selena, we knew Cher. Cher was an icon of ours. And you, Miss Selena… Selena Gomez attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in a Dolce&Gabbana gown paired with a Judith Leiber clutch, Giuseppe Zanotti shoes, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Judith Leiber Laser-Cut Velvet...

Kate Mara attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball a in Jason Wu dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Jason Wu ‘Karlie’ Box Clutch     [Photo Credit: /PR Photos,...

Velvet gowns, darlings. They’re tough as hell to pull off, even for the preternaturally thin. Uma Thurman attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in an Atelier Versace gown. But we’ve gotta say, Miss Uma’s coming damn close to making it happen here. It helps that: The...

After yesterday’s succession of increasingly cranky posts featuring questionable outfits, we’ve got a whole fuckton of gowns in the offing for y’all today. A FUCKTON OF GOWNS. It’s a fashion term. You wouldn’t understand. Katy? Katy Perry attends the 9th Annual...