Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Miss Uma doesn’t care WHAT you think of her crazypants.   Uma Thurman shops at Louis Vuitton in Midtown, New York City. Gary Graham Cotton Herringbone Pant And she’s not even going to show you the label of her bag, so there. Actually, there’s no need to be so defensive,...

We are one hundred percent behind the idea of ladystars sporting massive weaponry on the red carpet. It’s the season’s must-have accessory! Or it should be, at least. Uma Thurman attends the Moet & Chandon and FilmAid Asia Power of Film Gala in Hong Kong in a custom Versace...

Oh, Uma. You did so well with them last time, but we can’t sign off on this latest foray into the land of ladypants.   Uma Thurman attends the 10th Annual Tibet House Charity Auction in New York City. It’s a shame, because this looks like it could be a pretty nice suit. Or at...

Miss Uma is rocking the shit out this suit and we are swooning, because we’re huge proponents of ladypants on the red carpet.   Uma Thurman attends the premiere of ‘Playing For Keeps’ in New York City in Atelier Versace. Simple and classic. We’re not in love with...

Velvet gowns, darlings. They’re tough as hell to pull off, even for the preternaturally thin. Uma Thurman attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in an Atelier Versace gown. But we’ve gotta say, Miss Uma’s coming damn close to making it happen here. It helps that: The...

Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood! Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance....

Uma, we’re going to invoke the Gay Card, which allows us to say things that our straight brethren sometimes cannot. Uma Thurman attends the Seventh Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City in an Atelier Versace gown. Your tits look spectacular, honey. Moving on to gayer...

Why, Miss Uma. Do you have a new lease on life? A new stylist? A newfound understanding of the importance of turning it out when you know you’re going to get your picture taken? Because, girl… Uma Thurman attends the 2011 Golden Heart Awards at the Skylight SOHO on October 19,...

Miss Uma has had a somewhat problematic relationship with the red carpet. It seems to us that she’s one of those people who’ve heard all their life how beautiful they are and it soured her on putting too much work into her looks, resulting in a lot of half-assed getups when making...

So we’re browsing through the celebrity-stalking parts of the internet when we stumble upon this shot of Nicole Kidman at LAX sporting one of the Madras bags from the Prada spring 2011 collection. And we thought, “Hey, those bags have been hanging off quite a few celebrity arms...

Darlings, it was the closing ceremony at the Cannes Film Festival and some of the ladies BROUGHT IT. Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Chanel Spring 2010 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren (ELITE) Kiki is back in the hizzy, you guys. This is the best she’s looked in ages. Oh sure, you all...

Darlings, it was the 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival and everyone showed up in a crappy dress! Seriously, we don’t know what happened here. Maybe they’re all scraping the bottom of their luggage because they’ve worn all the...

Darlings, it’s about time we opened up a Cannes of bitchass on the red carpet, yes? Allons-y! Let’s select 3 ladies from the Opening Ceremony and the “Midnight In Paris” Premiere at the Palais des Festivals and tell them what they did wrong. Why? Because it’s...

  Uma Thurman attends the “Ceremony” New York Screening in Lanvin. Lanvin Spring 2011 Collection Model: Hailey Clauson (MARILYN)     Yikes. To us, this is a no-brainer, but reasonable minions can disagree. Look, maybe she thinks the red carpet is ridiculous and...

  Uma Thurman attends the “Ceremony” Los Angeles Premiere in a Lanvin trench coat dress paired with crystal-embellished Enigma Jimmy Choo sandals.     Despite the involuntary gaygasps that escaped our mouths upon viewing these pics, we weren’t quite sure what...