Balmain We can’t help but laugh at the question posed in the title, darlings. As if we didn’t know how the voting’s going to go. We’re just going to sit back and watch the extended discussion on public toilet techniques that is sure to develop. But they’re...

Enough with these vapid celebrities and their ill-advised outfits, kittens. Let’s all get a cuppa whatever we need at the moment, sit down in the break room, and talk purses. Don’t even try to tell us you don’t want to. It seems almost silly to put the following bags up to a...

Kittens, designers lately seem to be in love with adding clear plastic elements to very expensive shoes and we have yet to see a pair that really benefits from it. The latest attempt comes from the House of Givenchy, which offered up the following in their recent Spring runway show:...

Darlings, what do we all think of the Rubik’s Cube-by-way-of-Legos-with-a-bit-of-Tetris Fendi spring 2013 accessories? They’re certainly fun, if nothing else. Anything that inspires THAT description would have to be fun.   It seems to us that the shoes are more than a bit...

Just one more bit of crazy shit and then we’ll get back to more conventional celebrity fashion. We promise. Darlings, we present to you the shoes from the Prada Spring 2013 runway show. Brace yourselves, because you are about to be overcome by grace and beauty. The one thing you can say...

Boys, it’s time to discuss your upcoming warm-weather wardrobe. Walk with us.   Burberry Prorsum Custo Barcelona D&G Etro Givenchy Jean Paul Gaultier Kenzo Moschino Prada Versace Did you notice anything? No? Then we’ll help you: If you’re a trendy young queen, these...

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

  Rachel Zoe Yes, the crocus is blooming, but let’s cast our fashion minds forward to the next time the weather turns cold and the leaves go out in a blaze of glory. Winter whites, darlings: cool, creamy, and sophisticated, they’re a defiant shot of light in the midst of a...

  Diane von Furstenberg Is it time, ladies? Has the stench of Gypsy Rose Lee and Miss Piggy been washed away?  Is it time for the long-maligned opera glove to come back to the world of fashion? Alexander Wang, Antonio Berardi, Betsey Johnson Carolina Herrera, Chanel, Christian Dior Diane...

Altuzarra Lions and tigers and … owls? Oh my. For whatever reason, certain corners of the fashion industry got together for a chorus of “Let’s Get Feral” for the fall season. Animal prints ruled (some of)  the runways, and by that we don’t mean faux leopard...

  Valentino It makes a certain amount of sense when you think about. The world economy remains a frightening, unsteady thing, so of course the runways wind up clogged with a bunch of models who look like wallpaper in Versailles. Aquilano.Rimondi Balmain Dolce & Gabbana Giles Marchesa...

Ah, the much-maligned pantsuit. We never quite got why people put it down so readily. If you ask us, the average pantsuit is a far less egregious fashion crime than the average jumpsuit. And it’s one of the most adaptable of a woman’s clothing options. Of course, like so many...

Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

  Rag & Bone Fall 2011 Collection Kittens, we are well aware of the likelihood of ony thinking “hippie chick” when one hears the word “poncho.” For ourselves,we have a hard time hearing “cape” and not thinking of either Liberace or Superman. Or...

Roberto Cavalli To borrow some phrasing from Rachel Zoe, velvet, it seems, is having a moment. We’ve always considered it one of the harder fabrics for the average person to pull off, at least in a full-body sense. We’ll happily be proven wrong, however, because some of the...

This is another of those topics born out of a conversation at Lincoln Center, waiting for a show to start. To wit: “Man, they’re throwing a whole lot of turtlenecks down the runway this season, aren’t they?” And if you detected wariness in that sentence, you are a very...

  Viktor & Rolf Fall 2011 Collection Man, we wish we could do these kinds of accessories posts every day. Scour the fall collections looking for 30 or so purses or shoes, upload them to a post and let the commentariat have their way while we sip frozen drinks with umbrellas in them....

  Prada Fall 2011 Collection Darlings, 5 years of blogging has taught us several lessons. Most of them are boring, but for the purposes of this post, the most important one is: With ladies and shoes, it’s best to slap up the pictures and get the hell out of the way. Thus, we have...

  Oscar de la Renta Fall 2011 Collection At some point during New York Fashion Week, we got to talking about all the shades of greens and blue-ish greens walking the runways. We weren’t – and still aren’t – sure some of these shades are going to trickle down to...

  Acne, Dockers, Unis, Tommy Hilfiger GQ lays down the law: “You’re not wearing jeans exclusively anymore, right? Good. Now it’s time to add some colored chinos to your collection of khakis. Just remember: If they’re baggy, you’re going to look like your...

Popeye Magazine January 2011 Issue Editorial: “Tomoki Sukezane Presents Bright Colors” Model: Lasse Pedersen Hair: Hiroki Yoshimori for Super Sonic Make-up: Hiroaki Yanagisawa for Eight Peace Fashion Director: Tomoki Sukezane Photographer: Junji Hata On the one hand, a spread...