Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

We don’t want to criticize someone who put the effort in, but this look confuses us.   ‘Once Upon A Time’ star Ginnifer Goodwin attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Tory Burch. The dress is fairly traditional and even...

Hannah Simone attends FOX’s “New Girl” Hollywood Special Screening and Q&A in a Tory Burch and shoes. Tory Burch Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Ashley Tisdale attends the premiere of ‘Scary Movie V[ in Los Angeles in a Maria Lucia Hohan gown accessorized with a Tory Burch clutch, Dana Rebecca earrings, and a Graziela ring.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

The Tory Burch Spring 2013 accessories are raw and au naturale, with a kick of punchy pattern and vibrant color. Raffia, pom-poms, shells, beads, fringe, and tassel embellishments. [Photo Credit:...

Tory Burch Fall 2013 Collection shoes adorned with golden dragonflies.     [Photo Credit:...

Addendum: Girl, This is PAINFULLY Not Your Look:   Emmy Rossum attends the 21st Annual “A Night At Sardi’s” Gala Benefiting The Alzheimer’s Association in a Tory Burch dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Tory Burch Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kati Nescher...

Wow. Way to go, Mrs. Coach:   Connie Britton attends the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Kick-Off Party Hosted by Audi in a Black Halo EVE dress paired with a Jerome C. Rousseau clutch and Tory Burch shoes. Black Halo EVE ‘Soleri Gown Jerome C. Rousseau ‘Jem Meteor’...

We don’t always feel the need to explain our WERQs, but even so, we trust that the following pictures are explanation enough:   Helen Mirren attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in an Escada gown paired with a Tory Burch clutch, David Webb...

Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood! Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance....

This is head-to-toe fabulous:   Stacy Keibler doing some shopping in SoHo in New York City. Tory Burch ‘Bernadine’ Wool-blend Peacoat MICHAEL Michael Kors Color Skinny Jeans We’ve got nothing else to add. The shades, the jacket, the jeans, the sweater, the shoes and the...

Susan Sarandon’s clone daughter deftly straddles the line between ladylike and hot: Eva Amurri Martino attends the Friends To Mankind’s 2nd annual 18 For 18 Charity Event And Fundraiser in head-to-toe Tory Burch. Tory Burch ‘Everly’ High Heel Pump Love that dress. We...

Miss Kristin either woke up and got herself a stylist or she woke up and got herself a clue. Because we’ve been saying for years that she needed to stop dressing like Charlotte York-Goldenblatt and update her style, and it looks to us like she did just that.   Kristin Davis makes...

Ladies, it is a crushingly hot day in the world outside the gates of T Lo Estates. Four out of doctors recommend talking about accessories as a way to combat heat stroke. And who are we to argue with that? Consider the Tory Burch bags from her Resort collection: Beachy Norah Flat Clutch...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

  Diane von Furstenberg Is it time, ladies? Has the stench of Gypsy Rose Lee and Miss Piggy been washed away?  Is it time for the long-maligned opera glove to come back to the world of fashion? Alexander Wang, Antonio Berardi, Betsey Johnson Carolina Herrera, Chanel, Christian Dior Diane...

It’s the morning of our seventh straight day of running from one end of Manhattan to the other, trying to fit in every show we’ve been invited to, and it’s finally happened: we’ve hit the wall. We expect to see a “spotted in the tents” item that goes like...

Trust a New York City girl to know how to dress for January. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the premiere of “Smash” in New York City in Tory Burch. Tory Burch Spring 2012 Collection We’re so used to ladystars in sleeveless mini-dresses on the red carpets of Manhattan in the...

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...