All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Anne Heche   We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS...

OUT Magazine March 2011 Editorial: “Man at Work” Model: Tony Ward Photographer: Giampolo Sgura Stylist: Grant Woolhead Groomer: Sean Mikal at Starworks Artists We’ve often talked about “wanting to live” in this or that world, as fashion lays out one fantasy after...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...