Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

We’re still wiped out from that Mad Style post, so we’ll keep this brief and simple.   Nicki Minaj attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Tommy Hilfiger. We have never been more disappointed in you, Miss Nicki. It’s not horrible...

  “Savile Row meets Ivy League.” You don’t get more upscale than that. This collection of tweedy, argyle preppiness from Tommy Hilfiger is fun, cute and tinged with an unexpected Britishness, with a ton of covetable pieces to be found throughout. It brought smiles to...

Ed, we have two things we want to say to you and your pink pants.   Ed Westwick attends Tommy Hilfiger New West Coast Flagship Opening in West Hollywood, California. Okay, first: Never, ever, EVER give a thumbs-up when you’re on a red carpet. The only thing douchier (more douchey?)...

We never thought we’d say this, but Maxim put together an adorably stylish and cute editorial, with Parks and Recreation‘s Adam Scott.  J. Lindeberg Hopper jacket, $1,230, and pocket square, $80. Ralph Lauren Black Label Denim cardigan, $595, and tie, $145. Gant Rugger Kick-Ass...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

Darlings of appropriate ages, here’s a pretty boy for you to look at. We hear he’s in that “Hungry Gamers” thing the kids are all talking about.   Shirt and tie by Calvin Klein Collection. Jeans by Calvin Klein Jeans. The Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth featured...

Celebrity-watching is ever so much more fun than bird-watching, don’t you find? General Idea Fall 2012 Show Kellan Lutz We have a story. Unless you’re sitting directly across from them, it’s sometimes hard to see which celebrities are attending a show because the tent is...

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

Who’s up for some meaty French thighs right now? Show of hands. Well, you’re in luck.  Best Actor Nominee (and current Man of the Moment) Jean Dujardin got his brooding on for GQ magazine in an array of plaid suits, which makes Lorenzo very happy. When filling out forms that ask...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Harry Shum is a blogger’s best friend. Because he’s such a little crowd pleaser that all we have to do is put up these shots from GQ, where he’s been photographed by Mei Tao wearing some really adorably chic little fall getups and mugging for the camera in that Harry Shum...

Here’s our one and only “why we like James Marsden” story. It was probably on one of the X-Men DVD “Making of” documentaries, we’re not sure, but the first time we saw him interviewed, he was talking about working with such well-trained actors as Patrick...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

It’s hot and sticky here, so we’re in the mood for a frigid blast of fierceness. Fabucreature Zoe Saldana gets her Zhivago on in the latest Harper’s Bazaar Russia and we love it all; the clothes, the model, the setting. We could do without the braid, especially since pairing...

Kittens, we swear we’re not turning into a Glee fan blog. It’s just that the second season finale is coming up, so the plucky little kids keep popping up all over the place in a sort of  “Have a great summer! 2good + 2be = 4gotten!” yearbook signing (aka PR push)....

We know him from Burlesque (which is an absolute MUST SEE if you’re drinking with friends – or hell, drinking alone. We don’t judge here.) but apparently Cam Gigandet is in that movie about a priest vampire hunter called Priest ( presumably because Priest Vampire Hunter was...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

  Rag & Bone Fall 2011 Collection Kittens, we are well aware of the likelihood of ony thinking “hippie chick” when one hears the word “poncho.” For ourselves,we have a hard time hearing “cape” and not thinking of either Liberace or Superman. Or...