Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the September 2011 issue of ELLE , photographed by Carter Smith and styled by T Lo personal favorite, Mr. Joe Zee. Let’s all form an Opinion Circle. [Burberry Cashmere Tunic] Julien Macdonald Fall 2011 Collection On getting support from Beyoncé on her...

It’s an unexpectedly pissy day here as we look out at the grounds of T Lo Estates. Unexpected, because we weren’t paying attention to the forecast, and pissy because it’s been dark and humid and rainy all day, which is in turn making us both dark and moody. We might have...

We don’t care what anyone says about Kate Moss. Criticize her looks or pooh-pooh her personal life; you put that girl in the right clothes and point her at either a runway or a camera lens and that bitch can WERQ. Miu Miu Kate Moss featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue UK...

We’re getting a little tired of being gentle with this one and offering hosannas to the slightest move outside of her tiny little comfort zone. It’s time to get bitchy again. Jennifer Aniston attends the UK film premiere of ‘Horrible Bosses’ in a Valentino dress and...

We feel bad for what we did to Emma yesterday. Of course, it wasn’t our fault she was dressed like a deranged clown/Avon lady. We’re merely the bitches who opinionated on that disastrous look. Since she has no doubt spent most of the last day crying into her pillow over how mean...

It’s Friday in July and you’re probably cranky because you’re in work, just counting down the endless minutes. You know what you need? Pretty celebrities dry humping in designer clothes, that’s what! Strapless stretch crepe dress from Lanvin. Cotton shirt, wool tie,...

It’s hot and we can’t work up the energy to do anything more than shout out a “Hey, girl!” on the street. Kelly Osbourne arriving at the Millbank Centre in London. Nikita sunglasses by Tom Ford Hey, girl! LOVE your shades! Love your bag! Go on with yourself! Okay,...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

Emma Watson straps on the Eyebrows of Death and the Lip Gloss of Polyurethane for Vogue and reminds us for the last time that she’s not Hermione Granger. Vogue July 2011 Issue Editorial: “Emma Watson’s New Day” By Amanda Foreman Photographed by Mario Testino Hair:...

Shelley O SHUT. IT. DOWN. At the Buckingham Palace state dinner. Check it: Knocked that one out of the park, wouldn’t you say? Even Phil looks impressed. It seems to be a very deliberate Jackie Kennedy/Oleg Cassini kind of look, especially with the opera gloves. The halter neckline is...

Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Los Angeles, because you’ve got to get the little nippers started early on their acceptance speeches. We’ve got a LOT of red carpet to cover today, so we’re doing this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in. Aimee Teegarden...

Julia looks great on the cover, but Tom Hanks should sue because that’s quite possibly the least flattering picture of him ever taken. On Roberts: Dolce & Gabbana’s silk dress. Burberry belt. On Hanks: Tom Ford’s silk suit; Dolce & Gabbana’s cotton shirt. W Magazine June 2011...

We know him from Burlesque (which is an absolute MUST SEE if you’re drinking with friends – or hell, drinking alone. We don’t judge here.) but apparently Cam Gigandet is in that movie about a priest vampire hunter called Priest ( presumably because Priest Vampire Hunter was...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

V Magazine Issue #70 Editorial: “Britney Forever” Photographed by Mario Testino Styled by Panos Yiapanis Britney Spears is apparently more of an idea than a person now, if this editorial and interview with her from V Magazine is to be believed. First, the interview: As a child,...

Well. That happened. It was an Oscars ceremony punctuated by moments of sappiness, bitchiness, long stretches of nothingness, and the occasional glimpse of craziness. The critics will (or maybe already have) declare it the Worst Oscars Broadcast in Years (or Possibly Ever), but they say that...

You’re all well-trained minions, aren’t you? You know the drill: Tom Ford Flagship Store Opening in Beverly Hills, celebs posing for pictures, bitchy people on the internet offering opinions no one asked for. We good? Okay. Let’s move ‘em on out, people. Amber Valetta...

Darlings, Sunday night is Hollywood’s Prom, the Academy Awards. And you know how it is with proms: yours were always less extravagant and more wholesome than the ones those awful kids are having today. And what’s with all these pre-prom parties? Why, in our day, we were lucky to...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...

Diane von Furstenberg viscose gown Harper’s Bazaar February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Nicole Kidman in Bloom” Photographer: Alexi Lubomirski Fashion Editor: Julia Von Boehm Hair: Italo Gregorio Makeup: Kyra Pachencko for Dior Best actress Oscar nominee Nicole Kidman shot her...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...