Oh, come on. We thought it was adorable and charming the first time, not to mention the second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth times, but are we supposed to believe you two just happen to hit the streets of NYC looking spectacular, cute, and up-to-the-second stylish every time you go out? We...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...