GREETINGS, CARBON-BASED BIPEDAL LIFE FORMS.   Tilda Swinton attends the premiere of ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Haider Ackermann embroidered suit. DO NOT BE ALARMED. I AM SPEAKING TO YOU TELEPATHICALLY BECAUSE YOUR TINY APE BRAINS...

BREAKING: Surprisingly Elegant Aliens Land At Cannes, Overtake Crowds.   Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton attend ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ Photocall during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival. Chanel Resort 2014 Collection/Model: Mijo Mihaljcic (IMG) There were no survivors....

Darlings, here’s your Pretty of the Day, Tilda Swinton blasting fierceness all over Karl Lagerfeld’s face. We don’t think anything else need be said. Enjoy.   Tilda Swinto fronts new Chanel’s advertising campaign for the Paris-Édimbourg Métiers d’Art 2012-13 collection...

Yea, though we have walked through the valley of Tilda-free fashion magazines, we feared no evil, darlings. For we knew Our Lady of Fierce would come back to us some day. Tilda Swinton covers the May 2013 issue of W magazine photographed by Tim Walker and styled by Jacob K. Thank you, your...

Oh, Tilda! You DO love us! You really, really DO! The last time we spoke (and by that we mean T Lo spoke and you pretended not to hear) we hinted that, while it’s always lovely to see you, it’s better when you wear something really meaty; something a couple bloggers can sink their...

Hello, Miss Tilda. We missed you. Your surprise reunion with your Commanding Officer on the mothership broke the internet in half last week, but alas, it was brief and only made us realize how little we’ve seen of you lately. We need an editorial for WWD or something. Maybe you could...

Guess who’s on the cover of Candy magazine, getting in touch with their inner drag queen?   Go on. Guess.                  Tilda Swinton covers the 4th issue of Candy Magazine, The Extra Extravagance Issue, photographed by Xevi Muntane and...

Hmmm. We hate to say this about an instance of Tilda really bringing it, but … well, look for yourself: Tilda Swinton attends opening ceremony and ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a dress designed by favorite designer Haider...

Darlings, let us all start the day with a moment of praise and serenity. The congregants will please rise. Tilda Swinton attends the Chanel Resort 2013 Collection Fashion Show in Versailles, France. Chanel Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Bianca Balti (IMG) Let us pray.   [Photo Credit:...

Darlings, let’s start off our day with a tall, cool glass of Tilda.   Tilda Swinton attends the TIME 100 Gala celebrating TIME’S 100 Most Influential People In The World in NYC in a Celine jumpsuit. Attagirl. She’s the only woman we know of who can wear a jumpsuit...

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

We love this editorial. W did the same thing last year; took all of the most-talked about performances of the year, dressed the actors up in new and sometimes unexpected ways, and shot some gorgeous pictures. The men are all a little standard and disappointing, but the actresses managed some...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Because making celebrities cry is Job One here at T Lo Making Celebrities Cry Institute, Ltd.   Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab  Very pretty color; kinda shapeless; wrong shoes.   Charlize Theron in Azzedine Alaïa  Outside of Dior commercials, she doesn’t bring enough drama to her...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Darlings, we’re about to commit fashion heresy, but we think Tilda might be in a bit of a style rut. We actually turned down the opportunity to feature Tilda here a couple of times recently because what she was wearing didn’t really excite us. Can you imagine?   Tilda Swinton...

We love you, Tilda Swinton! We want to breathe your air and gaze at your coolly unnerving androgyny all day. Tilda Swinton arrives at “We Need To Talk About Kevin” Premiere at Winter Garden Theatre during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in Haider Ackermann. But it...

Oh, Tilda. You magical, spectacular, androgynous robot creature. What would the world be without the weird ones, the paradigm-shifters, the men and women who fell to earth, we ask you? This bitch takes the definition of “fierce,” wrestles it to the ground, and says quietly in its...

God bless Tilda. She always gives us something to talk about. Since we all had so much fun YEAing or NAYing her shoes the other day, why not do the same to her latest bag?Here’s our girl attending the “We Need to Talk about Kevin” premiere at the Cannes Film Festival in a...

Tilda Swinton showed up at the Cannes photocall for We Need To Talk About Kevin wearing Roger Vivier Spring 2011 shoes. Oh sure, she wore other things as well, but they weren’t all that interesting. It is an alarming development in the world of Tilda Swinton that we can characterize her...