Darlings, let’s play pretend stylist once again. And when we say that, we mean YOU have to do it. We always give our answers and then the PUFs all say “Good job, T Lo!” and no one plays the game. It’s very simple. Assign a celebrity to each shoe. You don’t even...

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

Our first thought upon viewing these A-Morir shades was, “We can’t picture anyone but Rihanna, Nicki Minaj or Gaga wearing them.” So color us completely unsurprised to find out in the second paragraph of this article that all three have, in fact worn them.   Phillips...

Another round of pretend stylist, anyone? Sure, these shoes have already been showing up on the feet of the famous, but pesky reality has never stopped us from expressing an opinion. Don’t forget to play along at home, kids! Simply blurt out the first celeb you think of when you see...

Darlings, let’s talk shoes. Specifically, Tom Ford shoes. We’re totally digging the designs on these. Yes, that centered heel looks like it might cause some walking problems, but we like these for being delicate in an era when shoes keep getting more and more complicated and...

Because you’re not truly a “thing” until you have an accessory named after you. Mulberry has named a bag after singer Lana Del Rey. She was first seen wearing the bag at the brand’s runway show in London and she’s been sashaying with that thing on her arm ever...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day, as well as another chance to do some imaginary shopping: Antwerp-based accessory designer Heaven Tanudiredja’s Fall 2012 Jewelry Collection, photographed by Zeb Daemen and styled by Damien Fredriksen Ravn. These gorgeous, bold, and...

Because we have a website with our names at the top, people are sometimes fooled into thinking we know what we’re talking about, especially when it pertains to fashion or reality television. We were never the types to disabuse people of their notions if said notions made us look better,...

  Diane von Furstenberg Is it time, ladies? Has the stench of Gypsy Rose Lee and Miss Piggy been washed away?  Is it time for the long-maligned opera glove to come back to the world of fashion? Alexander Wang, Antonio Berardi, Betsey Johnson Carolina Herrera, Chanel, Christian Dior Diane...

  Ladies, is your day stressing you out? Are you already tired of dealing with stupid people today? What you need is some me time and we have just thing to help you find your center. Accessories, darling. God’s little answer to so many of life’s little annoyances. If we could...

  Since the Miu Miu fall collection consisted of looks that reminded us of ’70s salesmen in polyester suits, it’s perhaps not surprising that the accessories are equally as ’70s and equally as menswear-inspired. The heels were chunky and the bags had a slightly...

Girl, you are just kicking the world’s ass, over and over again, in this outfit. Louis Vuitton Sofia Coppola Bag LOVE. IT. Love every little bit of it. You WERQ that ninja schoolgirl shit, girl! This makes up for the “Little Red Riding Hood goes to a cocktail party” getup...

Darlings, let’s talk accessories, because we know you love to. The look for Blumarine’s Fall 2012 accessories is bold, bright and bling-y. Consider: We don’t think we can fully support metallic bags that spell out “CHIC” and “WOW” with rhinestones...

Kristen Stewart attends the Balenciaga Fall 2012 show in Paris, looking like a dominatrix on the Starship Enterprise. Balenciaga Tube Sandal Hey, we call it like we see it. The entire world stopped for a moment to discuss her footwear and we figured we could do no less ourselves. We actually...

Salma Hayek attends the Balenciaga Fall 2012 show in Paris and gives a master class on how to pose for candid shots. Starlets, watch a pro. First, the “Oh! There are cameras here! I had no idea!” faux-surprise look. Hold this for a good two minutes. In real life, you’ll look...

We are, of course, divided over this very important issue. Lorenzo looks at the following items, which can only be called man-clutches (although that sounds dirty), and squeals “I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE!” Tom, in response, shifts uncomfortably in his seat, the way any longtime...

Darlings, here’s your pretty AND your whimsy for the day. Louis Vuitton commissioned British artist Billie Achilleos to create a series of animals titled “Maroquinaris Zoologicae” using leather accessories to celebrate their 100th anniversary. J’ADORABLE. We want an LV...

Longchamp has teamed up with Mary Katrantzou to create a capsule collection of fun, colorful handbags inspired by her Spring 2012 collection. And we LOVE them. Do you?   Mary Katrantzou for Longchamp Bags: Yea or Nay?   [Photo Credit:...

Darlings, let’s once again play Pretend Stylist with these gorgeous Oscar de la Renta accessories. Match the item to a celebrity who you think should wear it. Or you could just match the ones you want to yourself. It’s pretend, after all. Readysetgo! Amanda Seyfried  ...

Darlings, we were going to play Pretend Stylist with these accessories but the aesthetic of Miu Miu is just a bit too much for most starlets to pull off, so we can’t actually see too many of them being so risky as to sport a lot of these pieces. We’ll tell you what: half the...

Because, darlings, you’re all looking way too stable walking around on your 6-inch heels and fashion simply must come up with a way to make you all walk very slowly and carefully. DSquared2 fall 2011 collection And the sad part is, these are all fabulous designs – except for the...