Oh, Jesus. We’ve gotta move, people. There’s a disaster happening right in front of our eyes.   Eva Mendes attends the Screening of “Girl In Progress” at the Directors Guild of America in an Honor dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Honor Spring 2012 Collection...

This was a “Honey, NO” moment if ever we saw one:   Jennifer Lopez attends Summer Tour Press Conference in California in a Lanvin dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps. Lanvin Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit (NEXT) We don’t know what sort of alchemy or magic...

Dakota, OHMIGOD, STOP. JUST STOP IT.   Dakota Fanning attends the 6th annual DKMS Linked Against Blood Cancer Gala in NYC in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with Rupert Sanderson shoes and a Jimmy Choo bag. Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT) Who told her...

Ri, honey. Your boobs look like they’re trying to fly away. Rihanna attends the TIME 100 Gala celebrating TIME’S 100 Most Influential People In The World in NYC in a Marchesa dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Jewelry by Wilfredo Rosado. Marchesa Resort 2012 Collection...

Sometimes, we really do think we’re doing God’s work here, kittens.  Because we look at things like this: Kelly Ripa attends the 10th Annual TV Land Awards in NYC in a Jason Wu dress. Jason Wu Spring 2012 Collection And we realize that these wretched little creatures who populate...

Y’know, we could write a couple hundred words about why we think this dress isn’t right for Hils, but we think we can do this more efficiently. Hils: Hillary Swank attends Leonardo Da Vinci’s Latest Exhibition:’The Saint Anne’ Leonardo Da Vinci’s Ultimate...

This is a look that brings out our inner Karen Walker, which, let’s face it, always lurks mere microns under the surface. We see something like this and we just want to blurt out, “Honey, what’s going on here? What’s all this?” January Jones attends the premiere...

It is the Fanning way to wear colors that wash you out and shoes of questionable value.   Dakota Fanning attends the 23rd Annual GLAAD Media Awards in NYC in a vintage Halston dress paired with a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch and Manolo Blahnik sandals. Because those two sisters are...

Yet another moment where we wish we could be parked at the end of a step-and-repeat in order to save celebrities from their own bad choices.  This was definitely a “Sweetie, NO!” moment for us and we have no doubt we’d dive in front of the cameras to save her had we been...

Miss Julianne is poledancing for her little Sarah Palin impersonation, giving us even more opportunities to remind her that she doesn’t know how to dress. Julianne Moore attends the premiere of ‘Game Change’ in Washington, DC in a Tom Ford dress paired with a Judith Leiber...

Rashida Jones! No! Bad, Rashida! Very bad! Sorry, for the outburst, but can you blame us? Rashida Jones attends the Amnesty International’s Secret Policeman’s Ball 2012 in NYC in Tanya Taylor. Tanya Taylor Fall 2012 Collection These are … not particularly easy pieces to...

Sweeties, there is a right way and a wrong way to do certain things. This? Jennifer Morrison attends The Paley Center For Media’s PaleyFest 2012 Honoring ‘Once Upon A Time’ in Beverly Hills in Theory. TOTALLY the wrong way. We love a lady in menswear and we love a lady who...

Oh, Miss ALISON. Just WHAT are we going to do with you, dear? Alison Brie attends the Global Green USA’s 9th Annual Pre-Oscar Party in a The Hellers dress. The Hellers Alissa Dress She is so flipping adorable; and such a funny, talented, quirky actress. So it KILLS us to see her on the...

We’re calling this “Girl That’s Not Your Dress” because “Girl, THOSE Aren’t Your DressES” sounds awkward and “Girl, That’s Not How You’re Supposed to Wear That Dress” is just too long and unwieldy. The point is:   Shailene...

Although anything with a leather pussy bow indicates to us that it might not be anyone’s dress. Salma Hayek at the premiere of “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” in Paris in Gucci. All we can think is how much she must be sweating under that. It’s possible this could be...

There’s a reason Emily here looks like she’s wearing two dresses. Emily Blunt attends the Opening Night Film: ‘Salmon Fishing In The Yemen’ during the 23rd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival in Palm Springs, California in Marios Schwab. Marios Schwab...

We think Scarlett needs a hug or something. Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo” in NYC in a Dolce & Gabbana dress. Because girl has seriously lost her mojo. Was it the divorce, Scar? Because no one really thought that was a real marriage anyway. ...

Textbook example coming your way, bitches:   Miley Cyrus attends the 2011 American Giving Awards in LA in a Jenny Packham dress paired with Loree Rodkin jewelry. Jenny Packham Fall 2011 Collection This is a super-pretty dress. We don’t love these sorts of colorless gowns but when...

We’ve never had to do two of these in one day, but we think you’ll agree this was an emergency. Because, Girl? Noomi Rapace attends the “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” European Premiere in a Carolina Herrera gown. Carolina Herrera Resort 2012 Collection THAT IS...

Y’know, if we ever got the chance to be bigtime celebrity stylists and had the (completely imaginary and unrealistic) chance to pick our clients, we think we’d be more likely to bypass the divas and head straight for the little girls. Oh, wow. Did THAT ever come out awkward. What...

You guys, Kate Beckinsale is really tired. Tired of wearing clothes and tired of not being noticed.   Kate Beckinsale attends the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominations Press Conference in West Hollywood in a Tadashi Shoji dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and a ring by...