Hey, remember how we all used to say that January should really stick to the retro Betty Draper styles that suit her and made her famous? Maybe not so much! January Jones attends The Paley Center for Media Los Angeles 2012 Benefit in West Hollywood, California in Skaist-Taylor....
That’s Not Your Suit: Bradley Cooper in Tom FordWe do so love the Tom Ford disco 3-piece, but the more we see it, the more we think it’s a tough one to pull off. Bradley Cooper attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by The Los Angeles Times in Tom Ford. It’s so … shiny. And since it’s so... Girl, That’s Not Your Look: J Lo in DSquared2We’re trying to keep the “On the Street” posts under the new “Celebrity” tag, but this one requires a full T Lo fashion assessment, and besides, this outfit was clearly chosen for maximum attention. At first glance, we thought, “Hey, it’s kind of... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Kristin Davis in Lan...Kristin, we love you, but once again we are forced to remind you… Kristin Davis attends the amfAR’s Inspiration Gala in Hollywood, California in a Lanvin dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals. Christian Louboutin ‘Disconoeud Sandal YOU ARE NOT CHARLOTTE... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Christina HendricksHey, remember when Christina wore a string of outfits that looked fantastic on her? Remember how we all decided she must have hired a new stylist? Good times, people. Well, the good times are over. Christina Hendricks attends Tacori’s ‘City Lights’ Jewelry Collection... Girl, That’s Not Your Look: Jennifer MorrisonWe don’t know, you guys. We watched the season 2 premiere of “Once Upon a Time” last night, and while we were never terribly captivated by the show, we usually found ourselves just interested enough in what’s going to happen next to keep tuning in, on a casual basis.... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Sarah Jessica ParkerThe title is misleading, but we’ll get to that in a second. There’s something odd about SJP’s style choices. Sure, she takes a lot of risks and there’s no doubting her deep love of fashion, but it seems to us she’s spent most of her forties dressing either too... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Penelope CruzOh, PennyChica. This is so wrong. Penelope Cruz attends the premiere of ‘Twice Born’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in a vintage Atelier Versace gown paired with Swarovski jewelry. First, there’s the Barbie-Pink color. That’s not working... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Debra MessingDebra, we trust that the following pictures will serve as explanation enough: Debra Messing attends the “Post-It Your Words Stick With Them” Program Launch in NYC in a Rafael Cennamo dress paired with black pumps. It’s a really cute dress (although a really odd one... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jennifer GarnerIt’s not a dress at all, but the principle’s the same. Look, don’t start with us, okay? It’s Monday. Jennifer Garner heads to the screening of her new movie “The Odd Life of Timothy Green” in NYC in a top and skirt by No. 21 paired with Yves Saint Laurent... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Anne HathawayAnnie, we love ya, but you’ve got to stop it with this Michelle Williams thing you’re doing. A pixie cut does not necessarily a twee princess make, dear. Anne Hathaway attends London premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Odeon Leicester Square in a Gucci gown... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jessica BielDon’t get us wrong, Jessica Biel, what you are wearing is a very cute dress… Jessica Biel at the 2012 ESPY Awards Press Room in a Christian Dior dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood for Roksanda Ilincic pumps. Christian Dior Resort 2013 Collection Nicholas Kirkwood for Roksanda... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Michelle DockeryOh, LADY MARY. We can see we have our work cut out for us with you. Michelle Dockery attends the Burberry Prorsum Menswear Spring/Summer 2013 show during Milan Fashion Week. Burberry Prorsum Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Jasmine Tookes We were going to attempt something smart-assy and then... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Hilary Swank in Marc...Ohhhhhhh, honey. We don’t think so. Hilary Swank attends the 3rd annual amfAR Inspiration Gala New York in a Marc Jacobs dress. Marc Jacobs Resort 2013 Collection Really, our first impulse is to shriek “GIRL THAT’S NOT YOUR HAIR,” when of course, it is her hair;... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Emma StoneHonestly, we think we can just show the following two pictures and call it a day: Emma Stone attends the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in a Martin Grant dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Martin Grant Fall 2012 Collection NOT YOUR DRESS. But we figure y’all want to... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Britney SpearsWe’re filing this one under GTNYD, but really, the problem here could be summed up more accurately as, Girl, That’s TOO MUCH Your Dress. Consider: Britney Spears attends the first “X-Factor” auditions in Austin in a Brian Lichtenberg dress. If we were playing a round... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Bella Heathcote in C...Well, Bella, it didn’t take you long, did it? Bella Heathcote attends the “Killing Them Softly” Premiere After Party in a Chanel couture gown. Chanel Fall 2009 Couture Collection Are we wrong here? We don’t think so. On the model, the dress looks dramatic and... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Lea Michele in Emili...We have a very “lady on the red carpet”-heavy day ahead of us, kittens, and you would be forgiven for asking, “How is that different from any other day?” because you do not sit in on our super-important 7 am editorial meetings. Which is lucky for you, because we look... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Eva GreenWe wanted to like this. In the thumbnails, we did like this. But once you get the whole picture, it kinda falls apart. Eva Green attends the premiere of “Dark Shadows” in LA in Tom Ford. Tom Ford Fall 2011 Collection It’s a spectacular dress, no doubt about it. It’s... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Julie BowenJulie, when you see these pictures – and you will see this pictures – console yourself with one thought: Julie Bowen hosts the Huggies Hawaiian and Baby2Baby Luau Event in Beverly Hills. It’s not anyone else’s dress either. It’s cute how you thought you could... Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: January JonesOh, Miss JJ. Tsk. January Jones attends the ‘La Revolution Bleue’ Special Screening in NYC in a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with Sergio Rossi pumps. Mary Katrantzou Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Veronika Peshkova It’s funny. We would’ve thought that after Fat Betty was... |