‘Revenge’ star Emily Van Camp attends the premiere of ‘Iron Man 3′ in Los Angeles in a Temperley London embellished ribbon dress accessorized with a Nancy Gonzalez clutch and Robert Clergerie shoes. Temperley London Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Grace Hartzel Robert...

Let’s start the day off with something pretty and uncomplicated while we mainline caffeine and wait for our hearts to start. Emmy? Come on out here. Don’t be shy, girl.   Emmy Rossum attends the ‘Lucky Guy’ Broadway Opening Night in New York City in a Temperley...

Julianne Hough attends A Night with Nicholas Sparks’ Safe Haven: Filmmakers, Author and Stars Bring The Book To Life at Castle Studios in Burbank, California in a Temperley London dress accessorized with Saint Laurent shoes and Sethi Couture earrings.     [Photo Credit:...

Olivia Munn attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2012 Britannia Awards Presented by BBC America in a Temperley London gown paired with Asprey jewelry a Swarovski clutch. Temperley London Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Erjona Ala     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Kerry Washington attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2012 Britannia Awards Presented by BBC America in a Temperley London gown paired with Martin Katz jewelry. Temperley London Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Erjona Ala     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Christina Hendricks attends a private Johnnie Walker Whisky tasting in Beverly Hills, California in a Temperley London dress paired with Tacori diamond earrings and ring. Temperley London Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Erjona Ala     [Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]   Note:...

Emmy Rossum attends the ‘Beautiful Creatures’ panel during the 2012 New York Comic Con in a Temperley London dress. Temperley London Resort 2013 Collection   The film, co-starring Emma Thompson, Jeremy Irons, and Viola Davis, opens February 13.   [Photo Credit: WENN,...

Coming off a rather fantastic summer, Cobie returns to her day job a full-fledged movie star. And she looks it. Unfortunately… Cobie Smulders attends the CBS 2012 fall premiere party in West Hollywood, California in a Temperley London dress paired with Jimmy Choo ‘Cosmic’...

  Oooh, the ladies brought their A game this week. The Duchess, as per usual, is off playing a game of his own. But hey, nice Chucks.   Alice Temperley in Temperley London Temperley London Fall 2012 Collection That dress is absolutely gorgeous. And it couldn’t possibly suit...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

We must be in a really good mood today. Two WERQs, darlings! We’ll have to be extra-bitchy in the next post. But we refuse to apologize for it. Just as Chloe deserved her WERQ for rocking some fresh-faced tweengenue realness, Fraulein Heidi is killing it in the “I’m a...

It must be exhausting being Katy Perry and having to change your look every two weeks or so.   Katy Perry attends 2012 ASCAP Pop Awards in Hollywood in a Temperley London gown. Temperley London Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Amanda Hendrick Can’t get behind the indigo hair, the...

We wouldn’t blame y’all if you’ve gotten tired of all the Mad Men stuff going on lately. We had to turn down a couple pictures of  The Hunger Games cast yesterday just because we’d reached our limit and couldn’t think of one new thing to say about them. But we...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

The family can’t afford better umbrellas than this? Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend the premiere of “War Horse” in London. Catherine wears a Temperley London gown. Y’know, on a starlet, we probably would not have found this...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Hollywood pretty much exploded in red carpet events over the last few days, forcing us to form opinions on a whole boatload of celebrities who want nothing more in life than our approval. It’s for them that we do this. And the children, of course.   Andrea Riseborough in Dolce...

Bill and Cathy took a break from standing in front of large groups of people in order to sit in front of a large group of people and catch some tennis. Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, and Prince William attend the 2011 Wimbledon Tennis Championships in London. Catherine is wearing a...