It’s almost like they’re graduating, isn’t it? They should’ve worn caps and gowns. Twilight stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson attend the Teen Choice Awards 2012. Credit where it’s due: K Stew and Pattinson look like they put the effort in...

You didn’t think we were done, did you? Many more teens making choices, darlings. For instance, the following teens made the choice to desperately claw at the cameras in order to get attention. Let’s get judgey on their asses.   Bella Thorne  The shoes don’t go....

Hipster angel Kevin McHale floated down from hipster heaven to model a series of outfits as he hosted the 2012 Teen Choice Awards. Let’s take a look. Naked & Famous ‘WeirdGuy’ Camo Pants We really like the pants and we really like the shoes. We just don’t think...

We’re a little torn on the subject of what Miss Zoe did to this look:   Zoe Saldana attends the 2012 Teen Choice Awards in top and skirt by Jonathan Saunders paired with Christian Louboutin sandals. Jonathan Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Christian Louboutin ‘Vampanodo’ Satin...

Teens, darlings. Making choices. Let’s judge them.     Chelsea Kane  This is really cute, but open-toed shoes of some sort would have been better.   Chord Overstreet Come on. A little effort, please. Colton Haynes in Hugo Boss Like so. Nicely done.   Demi Lovato in...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...