She’s just fucking with us now, right? Okay, yes. We just look for a reason to say “fuck” every time we see a picture of her. Just be happy we stop there, because our not-so-inner truckdriver mouths tend to come to the forefront every time we’re faced with overwhelming...

We’ve been arguing for some time that stylists and the ladystars they dress can be awfully lemming-like in their choices. You turn around one day and suddenly everyone’s sporting pointy-toed pumps, or red clutches, or men’s watches. We get why these folks want to give the...

We sort of feel like we’ve gone past our bitch quotient for the day…   Sequined tank, Burberry London; skirt, belt, Dior; diamond bracelet, Tiffany & Co. Taylor Swift covers the November 2012 issue of Glamour magazine photographed by Ellen von Unwerth. Top, skirt, Marc...

Taylor took time off from stalking Kennedy grandchildren to do a little poledancing for MTV. Taylor Swift on her way to the MTV Studios in New York City in vintage Prada. She looks really pretty and we have no doubt this looked great on camera (not having tuned into MTV for at least a...

Hey, you guys! Let’s be mean to Tay!   Taylor Swift has lunch with friends in Los Angeles wearing a colorful summer dress paired with an Elie Saab leather shoulder bag from the Spring 2012 collection. Elie Saab Emerald Green Leather Shoulder Bag Oh, please. We’re just...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

We will have to sheepishly admit, after years of making fun of her for looking too precious, that Taylor here looks precious, but also chic as hell. Sometimes a gal has to go with what works for her. Taylor Swift shopping in Beverly Hills in a Gorman dress. Lauren Merkin satchel. Frye Maya...

Oh, all right.   Taylor Swift attends the 2012 Academy Of Country Music Awards in a J. Mendel dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and  Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. J. Mendel Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Kate King Girl, we’ve given you a fair amount of shit over the years, but...

Miss Tay gets put through her fashion paces. Taylor Swift covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia photographed by Benny Horne. Gucci Spring 2012 Collection Tom Ford Jacket [not pictured]/Proenza Schouler Spring 2012 Collection  Dries Van Noten Spring 2012 Collection...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

We’re always really hard on this little chickie because we find her toothache-inducing sweetness to be slightly insincere and her style to be somewhat… well… style-less; a version of an ingenue persona she seems to have picked up from Disney cartoons. It’s not that we...

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SWIFTIANS? All you Taylor Swift fans flew into a murderous rage and threatened to burn our house down* every time we mentioned that her saccharine sweetness made our teeth ache and our asses fall asleep and now we’re too scared to say anything mean about her! But...

We’re pop culture/fashion bloggers, which means, by definition, we’re cheeky little bastards. So when, somewhere along the line in our opinionating, we offered that Taylor Swift makes our teeth ache and our asses itch, we were delighted to find that many people were highly...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Let’s all head on back to the Glitter Hoedown, y’all!   Cherill Green Not a bad dress, and we realize the CMAs aren’t the Oscars, but this is a bit too tight and short for an awards show that’s not on MTV. Also, the shoes look cheap. And we don’t like her...

We’ve always been really hard on Taylor. There’s a good reason for that. We can’t stand her. Oh, alright. We’re bitter meanies; the kind of people that make celebrities cry. But her brand of virginal, sickly-sweet tweeness just rubs us the wrong way. And besides, we...

The new ad campaign for Taylor Swift’s fragrance “Wonderstruck” features Taylor in a Christian Siriano gown and an inexplicable garden of chandeliers. Check it: Christian Siriano Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Anastasia K. Not much to say on this one except that they...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Hit it, celebs: Alyson Michalka in Marios Schwab Why are we reminded of the first ten minutes of Working Girl? AnnaLynne McCord in YSL Boy, she really brought it to the red carpet, didn’t she? And by “brought it,” we mean a tablecloth. Ashley Benson It’s got a teeny...