Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

No loud snaps or neck rolls here. Just a congratulations and a “Brava” on a job well done. She looks spectacular.   [Photo Credit:...

Poodles, it was the 5th Annual ESSENCE “Black Women in Hollywood” Luncheon! All ladies to the red carpet, please!   Anika Noni Rose We love how different she looks from appearance to appearance. She never not looks like herself, but she’ll switch up hairstyles and...

Darlings, it was the Writers Guild of America West Coast Awards! Because the East Coast was starting to get a little snotty about it!   Ahna O’Reilly Really cute dress, but the height of the hem makes her look a little cocktail waitress-y. Amanda Peet  Oh sweetie. Live a little....

Darlings, we’re trying to come up with a play on the word “color” simply because this red carpet was awash in it, but alas, there is no way to do it without sounding stupid. Suffice it to say, the looks were classic and colorful – and (almost) everyone turned it OUT....

When you read show notes that tell you the collection you’re about to see took its inspiration from the “Golden Age of Shanghai,” then it’s not out of the question that one would settle back for a series of high-necked Chinoiserie dresses in the Dietrich style, but...

More of those wacky Brits and the award-hungry Americans who keep annoying them! Bonnie Wright Credit where it’s due: this is a pretty fashion-y look for the red carpet. We salute her daring. We’re not entirely sold on it, however. Expecially the dark tights.   Cuba Gooding...

Darlings, what’s the very best thing about attending New York Fashion Week? Celebrity spotting! And then bitchily judging their outfits! It’s the least we could do, since their presence causes so many flashes to go off, we’re always a little afraid we’re going to have...

Darlings, it was The Heart Truth’s Red Dress Fashion Show 2012 and we don’t think we’ve ever had so much fun at a runway show. The crowd was raucous and ramped-up, the music was LOUD, and every lady who walked that runway was a DIVA for those 3 minutes. Miss Chaka is a diva...

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Darlings, let’s all go to the 12th Annual AFI Awards Luncheon and dish on all the outfits.   Chloe Moretz in Versus Very cute. Sweetie, this is your silhouette; these are your proportions. Write them down so you don’t forget.   Claire Danes in Donna Karan We like it, but...

Because making celebrities cry is Job One here at T Lo Making Celebrities Cry Institute, Ltd.   Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab  Very pretty color; kinda shapeless; wrong shoes.   Charlize Theron in Azzedine Alaïa  Outside of Dior commercials, she doesn’t bring enough drama to her...

You guys, Kate Beckinsale is really tired. Tired of wearing clothes and tired of not being noticed.   Kate Beckinsale attends the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominations Press Conference in West Hollywood in a Tadashi Shoji dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and a ring by...

We’ve milked this particular RC pretty well, what with getting a “Pairs Division” post and a “Yea or Nay” post out of it, but you True Blood fans are greedy little buggers and wanted more, more, more. Since we never pass up an opportunity to express an opinion...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

Set to Florence + The Machine’s “Cosmic Love,” the quiet, simple femininity of this collection, with its rich colors and beautiful movement, provided a perfect counterpoint to the pounding and wailing of the music, making for a very dramatic experience. As people who spend...

Kittens, the stars came down from the sky and sat in the front row of a bunch of fashion shows. And like stars are wont to do, a lot of them dressed in appalling and confusing manners. For instance, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jill Flint, Cory Kennedy: appalling. Garcelle Beauvais, Lynn Collins,...

Darlings, it’s the Heart Truth’s Red Dress Collection fashion during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week! “The Heart Truth will once again bring the Red Dress to life on the runway at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City, with the debut of the Red Dress Collection 2011. Being...

  Cheryl Ladd and Jaclyn Smith attends AARP The Magazine’s 10th Annual Movies For Grownups Awards in California. Cheryl Ladd wore a sequined dress by Tadashi Shoji and Jacly Smith a print dress by Roberto Cavalli.     Old broads showing how it’s done! And we will...