Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

  Gwyneth Paltrow celebrates the launch of her new cookbook “My Father’s Daughter’ in Stella McCartney.     Stella McCartney Resort 2011 Collection Model: Magdalena Frackowiak Enh. It’s okay. Gwynnie and Stella are besties, so it’s no surprise...

Carmen Dell’Orefice for Vanity Fair Italia Photographed by Ruven Afandor Styled by Anna Brambilla If a picture’s worth a thousand words, we should probably just shut up right about now but the divine Carmen tends to inspire sonatas of praise. We’ll just say this: She just...

  Katie Holmes attends the premiere of “The Decision” in New York City in Stella McCartney.   Stella McCartney Resort 2011 Collection Model: Magdalena Frackowiak     Enh. We’ve been looking at this all day and it intrigues us just enough to want to devote...

Can’t WAIT for this one to air. We caught the “making of” documentary a couple of days ago and it looks to us like everyone involved is on their A game. So since we can’t discuss the mini-series (yet), let’s discuss what everyone wore to the premiere.   Kate...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

Harper’s Bazaar Russia March 2011 Issue Editorial: “Color Power” Photographer: Katie Bleacher & Dean Everard Stylist: Natalia Alaverdian Hair: Ken Paves Makeup: Scott Barnes   Yves Saint Laurent Vintage Dress We didn’t quite know what to make of this editorial...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...

Well, Korto and Malan (which sounds like a detective agency), got it right for their Spring ‘o9 shows. We love both of these big clunky necklaces. Certainly, La Nina has a history of wearing them well. We’re all for this trend, in theory. Unfortunately, we’re in sharp...

Let’s bring this one home, shall we? Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2006 Couture We liked this one. Loved the color on it even if the silhouette is so very done on the red carpet. That bodice fits her a little funny though. And she’s too skinny. Amanda Seyfried wearing Stella...

Kara Janx struggling mightily in a Santino Rice jumpsuit from Season 2. Like the swallows coming back to Capistrano, you can always count on some designer returning to that perennial non-classic, the jumpsuit and throwing a couple down the runway to see if they’ll stick. We’re...