Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

Oh, Mary Louise. You did it again. You broke out the Stella McCartney uber-puffy sleeves one more time, even after we told you not to. Meryl Streep attends the premiere of “The Iron Lady” in London in Stella McCartney and a Fiona Paxton necklace. Stella McCartney Fall 2011...

Seems like every time we feature a starlet in Stella, the commentariat rises up as one in anger. Apparently, the bitter kittens aren’t fans.   Jennifer Morrison attends the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in NYC in a Stella McCartney dress...

Hi Sandy. We missed you. Sandra Bullock attends the premiere of “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” in NYC in Alexander McQueen. It was a very late night for a couple of groggy, bleary-eyed bloggers, so let’s get right to it. We always prick up our ears (so to speak)...

What do we all think of Mary Louise here? Meryl Streep attends the ‘The Iron Lady’ New York premiere and after party in New York City in Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Karmen Pedaru (ELITE) Well, we don’t know about you, but we think she...

We love you , China Chow, you fabulous little party pixie.   China Chow attends the White Cube Party at Soho Beach House Miami. Stella McCartney Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss This is neither IN/OUT-worthy nor WERQ-worthy simply because this doesn’t look like the kind...

This is so goofy looking that we couldn’t deny our precious unborn fawns the opportunity to vote on it.   Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Coach 70th Anniversary Celebration in a Stella McCartney dress paired with a Coach clutch, bien sûr. Stella McCartney Spring 2012 Collection/Model:...

The most significant cultural event of the last half-century, the 100th episode of Gossip Girl, was recently celebrated as the milestone in western civilization it so clearly is at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City.  Let’s all, through the magic of the internet, pull back the veil...

Darlings, it was the 59th Annual BMI Country Awards and we’re struck by how there were 58 previous installments and yet we’ve never heard of them! Hit it, cowgirls!   Carrie Underwood It’s a little too Kardashian Kollection at Sears, but it’s not a bad dress....

As your judges, we feel it best to let you all know before the judging commences that lately we’ve been on an Amber Heard kick and also, we’re kind of over Depp’s whole schtick. We will almost certainly allow these factors to influence our judging. Johnny Depp and Amber...

For its November issue, Elle magazine got a bunch of Hollywood legends, current stars, and up-and-comers to sit down for their cameras and bring out their inner supermodels. Everyone looks great, but Babs, Michelle, Viola and Freida really stand out. We’re sorry to say Evan Rachel Wood...

Florence Welch covers the October 2011 issue of Interview magazine photographed by Craig McDean and styled by Karl Templer. “I was always that girl growing up who you could find dancing down the supermarket aisle.”   We feature a TON of celebrity fashion editorials here, but...

So a couple of days ago we pissed off an army of Kristen Stewart fan girls on twitter because we didn’t like her spread for GQ and didn’t think the retro glam looks they styled her in really suited her looks or her personality. We will never, no matter how long we do this fabulous...

During Fashion Week, we skipped most of the Fashion’s Night Out events because the streets were insane and you were lucky to get a cab in under 45 minutes of frantic arm-waving, but we did make it to the Oscar de la Renta store to watch him sing with a mariachi band. Sarah Jessica...

Darlings, it’s a holiday here in America but that doesn’t mean our international Bitter Kittens (as well as our American Bitter Kittens with no plans for the day) should go without our bitchery. Let’s do another red carpet rundown of various film festival looks, shall we?...

She’s got that Cowboys & Aliens movie coming out (and the trailers look awful), so Olivia Wilde rummages through LA Times Magazine’s magic fashion closet and plays dress-up for their cameras. Valentino Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit (WOMEN) Olivia Wilde in the July...

Frau Seal hauls herself back up on the publicity machine to poledance for Project Runway and proves that she’s still got it (as if there was any doubt). Heidi Klum covers the August 2011 issue of Glamour magazine On her critiques becoming harsher: “I don’t think so. But I do think...

Now look. Don’t get pissed at us for Fanning overload; that’s just how the celebrity world works. People who have projects coming out dominate the entertainment and fashion media in the months leading up to it and while the project is still selling tickets. So don’t blame us...

Darlings, it was the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Berkeley Square Gardens in London, England and just enough celebrities showed up to call it a red carpet. Shall we? We shall! Kim Kardashian in Dolce & Gabbana It’s a pretty simple, but classically chic dress. The problems? We...

Soon to be unleashed on America due to her co-starring role as The Girl in the new Green Lantern movie (because every superhero movie has to have The Girl in the supporting role, clutching her hands to her chest and looking earnestly to the sky as her man saves the day), Blake gets a jump...

“The Tree Of Life” premiere at the Cannes Film Festival offered a smorgasbord of fabulosity (even if the movie itself didn’t exactly wow the crowd) with maybe a couple of slight missteps. Everyone looked like a movie star, though. And isn’t that the point of it all,...