Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Okay, maybe we went a little overboard in our observance of International Celebrities-in-Shitty-Clothes day. We apologize for that, kittens. If your eyes don’t stop bleeding after 4 hours, consult your doctor. In the meantime, here’s someone who defiantly refused to observe the...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Miss Stacy is unquestionably gorgeous in this slinky, dark Monique Lhuillier. Stacy Keibler attends the 26th Anniversary Carousel of Hope Ball Presented by Mercedes-Benz in a Monique Lhuillier dress paired with Neil Lane jewelry and a Judith Leiber clutch. Monique Lhuillier Fall 2012...

Ladypants, darlings! If you’ve been reading us for any length of time, you know we’ve been a long-time proponent of ladystars breaking out the pants for their public appearances. This week, a rag-tag group of celebugals opted not to shave their legs. We’re not surprised that...

This is head-to-toe fabulous:   Stacy Keibler doing some shopping in SoHo in New York City. Tory Burch ‘Bernadine’ Wool-blend Peacoat MICHAEL Michael Kors Color Skinny Jeans We’ve got nothing else to add. The shades, the jacket, the jeans, the sweater, the shoes and the...

We’ll say this for Miss Stacy: she definitely knows how to dress for the occasion. For instance:   Stacy Keibler attends the 4th Annual Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon Presented by Lifetime in a Theory dress accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes, Neil Lane earrings, and a...

Emmas, we don’t know if you noticed, but we’re a couple of homosexuals. And as such, we are not predisposed to loving the super-sexy, tight little minidress because we’re so obviously not the audience for it. But we’ve got to say, if we were somewhere and a lady...

We squealed with irrational excitement when Stacy paraded out in this: Marchesa Fall 2012 Collection Because we were so totally at the runway show SITTING RIGHT BEHIND HER a couple weeks ago when we saw it for the first time. Fashion worlds colliding, darlings! With US in the middle! And we...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

It looks like there was a series of meetings after Stacey went out with George in hookerwear and a quick image re-alignment was forced on the girl to get her more in line with the Clooney brand. Suddenly she’s all Princess Grace:   Stacy Keibler and George Clooney attend the...

George unveiled his latest and she’s a former lady wrestler! That doesn’t make him look gay at ALL.   George Clooney and Girl du Jour Stacy Keibler attend the premiere of “The Descendants”  in New York City. Stacy Kleiber wears a Versace dress paired with Jimmy...