Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...