Darlings, these shoes are so glam and fab that we’re feeling the need for another round of PRETEND STYLIST! The rules are simple: scroll down and yell out the name of the first celebrity that comes to mind with each shoe. Alternate rules: Try and guess our choices before reading them....

We’re bored. It’s Monday. Let’s eat carbs and talk boots.   Givenchy Fall 2013 Collection Y’know, we wanted to play Pretend Stylist, where we urge everyone to shout out the name of the first celebrity they think of when they look at each boot, but let’s face...

Who’s in the mood for some SHOES, kittens?   Yeah…. we don’t know. We’re not quite ready for a return of the Spice Girls look. Is anyone, really; when you get right down to it?   Miu Miu Fall 2013 Shoes: YEA or NAY?   There are a couple of cute ones...

Valentino ‘Camouflage’...

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Enough with all these celebrities and their bullshit. Grab your credit card and your condoms (you never know) and let’s go shoe-shopping, bitches! Alexander McQueen Spring 2013 Shoes: YEA or NAY?   Pretend there’s no such thing as gravity or small bone fractures.  ...

Brian Atwood’s colorful spring 2013 collection.     [Photo Credit:...

Tom Ford Spring 2013 Shoes     [Photo Credit:...

Freida Pinto wore a pair of these the other day and the Bitter Kittens in our comments section surprised us by expressing opinions about them. Y’all are normally so meek about expressing yourselves. Anyway, we thought the shoes Freida had on were fun and punctuated her outfit perfectly....

Tory Burch Fall 2013 Collection shoes adorned with golden dragonflies.     [Photo Credit:...

  “The shoes of the Mosaics Collection are as intricate as the clothes. A huge variety of materials have been experimented with, from wood, to metal, velvet and lace. Exquisitely fashioned, crystal embellished, encrusted with mosaic like tiles and even a golden birdcage with...

Valentino Fall 2013 collection shoes, inspired by the paintings of Flemish Masters.     [Photo Credit:...

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Charlotte Olympia Fall 2013 collection inspired by fairy tales. Sleeping Beauty Court Shoe Bear Necessities Shoe Timeless Court Shoe Sleeping Kitty Slipper Fashionably Late Slipper Kiss Me Quick! Shoe Darcy Ballerina Flat     UPDATED:         [Photo Credit:...

Kittens, designers lately seem to be in love with adding clear plastic elements to very expensive shoes and we have yet to see a pair that really benefits from it. The latest attempt comes from the House of Givenchy, which offered up the following in their recent Spring runway show:...

  For their spring collection, Dolce and Gabbana looked to the world of Sicilan kitsch, taking inspiration from the island’s ceramic ware, puppets, baskets, beach umbrellasand other forms of local craftwork, the likes of which have ensnared and enthralled tourists for decades....

Just one more bit of crazy shit and then we’ll get back to more conventional celebrity fashion. We promise. Darlings, we present to you the shoes from the Prada Spring 2013 runway show. Brace yourselves, because you are about to be overcome by grace and beauty. The one thing you can say...

So. Madge’s “Truth or Dare” shoe collection is out. She’s really going to drive that phrase into the ground. Come 2039, expect to see “Madonna’s ‘Truth or Dare’ adult diapers on your store shelves. We joke because we love. Actually, the...

Darlings, can there be a better shoe collection to play Pretend Stylist with than Nicholas Kirkwood pre-spring 2013? No, there cannot. You know the rules. Scroll through this collection of glam ankle-killers and shout out the first celebrity you think should wear them. Ready? Go.  ...

Darlings, let’s all sit down and have a very serious conversation about accessories. To hell with that. It’s too hot and besides, accessories convos always turn out to be quite binary: “I would wear that” vs. “I would not wear that.” These Kenzo accessories...